Crack Chronicles
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I'd like to share some crackhead stories! Some more recent than others. My first is starting when I got off a bus in Seattle, a man around mid 20's was face first on the concrete. People were stepping around him but I figured I'd make sure he isn't dead. He had a melted tub of ice cream next to him and no spoon in sight. So I patted his back and said "you okay buddy?" His head pops up, ice cream dripping out of his mouth as he tried to say "I'm okay" he couldn't quite make it there with his words. I patted him on the back again and said alright and got up and went about my day.
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My next addition was when I was around 15. Me and a girl were walking around Seattle when she noticed some guy picking his feet, clearly infected feet. Plenty of sores and wounds. She couldn't help but stare despite me saying stop looking at him. He then proceeds to ask if we want to help him "pick his toes" it was an obvious no, but when we said it, he said back "THEN FUCK YOU ASSHOLES TOO" And went about his business
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My third story is semi recent, waiting for the bus a man comes up on his e-scootee and says "were you here yesterday when the guy got beat up?" Nope! "There's a little blood left over if you wanna see it. Over there on the ground." I was yet again, like "nope!" He says "your loss!" And then scooters away into the sunset
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This one is less of a crackhead more of a weirdie. Very nicely dressed man comes up to me as I yet again an waiting for a bus. Green coat. He says "that color looks so good on you!" I was like thanks! He was like " you wanna see something" so I backed away a little and asked what. He pulls a huge chunk of malachite out of his coat and says "it looks like your coat!" Neat! He asked if I wanna touch it, I said sure and held it for a second and gave it back. He told me I should probably get some too, just in case. Haven't yet.
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Waiting for a bus, a crackhead comes up and said "want me to suck your dick cheap?" Nope. "Can I have some money?" Nope! Do you have any cigarettes? Nope! She then proceeded to ask every one at the bus station the same thing.
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This time I was with my girlfriend the time. Man sitting on the sidewalk, yanking his noodle. She didn't see him and proceeded to walk near him to throw something away. He's staring her down so I pull her away and we leave. She was like "why did you yank me?" I said that dude was masturbating right next to you. She said "oh my god" and then that was that.
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Walking to the skatepark one day, a woman runs up next to me and matches my walking speed and starts talking about the police and while it was incoherent I definitely heard her say "how would you like to get raped by the police" I was like huh? She said yea they'll kill me too. I was like, okay then. She then said she wanted to stab me so I sped up a bit and then she asked "do you want to stab me too?" I said no and just kept going. She then took an abrupt turn and started to talk to someone else.
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Reefer. Too many stories for one day buddy. Gotta spread that shit out over a period of time
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Eh, didn't want to have to think about them every few days, made the thread and started really thinking about it and just figured I'd post the good ones. This is probably just about it until more happen
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https://youtu.be/R22Q2iPnbUg?si=aaQi6lZfQjITyUWb
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I was walking around in downtown Cincinnati over lunchtime one day, and a dude and a chick were screwing doggy style down the stairwell of an out-of-business restaurant. I looked down and saw them, dude made eye contact with me and didn’t even miss a stroke….
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Got 2 for today, one old on just happened. When I was about 15 or 16 or so me and a buddy were going to Hempfest, for those who don't know it's just a weed festival where people go smoke and buy parephenellia. We were almost there when a guy runs up to us with a piece of paper. He shows us and it's a printed picture of a listing for a boat. A fishing boat, to be exact. He bought it(allegedly) and was telling us ALLLLL about how he was gonna go she'll fishin. Cool! Although he kept following us telling us about the boat which was a little annoying. We get into Hempfest and are looking at various bongs and such, dude starts yelling about how he used to smoke crack out of bongs and it's the best thing ever and we should try it! We ditched him. I hope he got his boat.
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Today I was on the bus to work, and I feel hearing puking sounds. The whole bus ride, there was a guy in the back having some sort of exorcism, attempting to make himself puke. No shirt on, as far as I could tell he never actually did it but the dude sounded like a 5 year old trying to stay home from school. I'm actually surprised that he didn't puke! (As far as I'm concerned) the whole bus smelled of old unbrushed breath.
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I have one.
I was fishing on this creek, kind of up on a hill. Woods all around. This homeless guy with no shirt on and jeans walks into view, freaking me out, on the other side of the creek. I ask him if he’s okay, and he said ‘No, I need your help with something. Come help me.’, and he pulls out this big ass knife and points it at me. And I mean BIG, like a machete almost. Then he starts walking closer to the bank, so I just turned and ran. Left most of my stuff. -
Guess you could argue that he wasn’t on anything, but it seemed like he was.
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