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Royal decree 📜

• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 1, 2023

  As my first act as dictator of TW I ask anyone who wants to to share their favourite Christmas song/songs 🎅
• ⫷𝚂𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙰⫸ Dec 1, 2023

  The Pogues & Kirsty McCall

  Fairytale of New York

  RIP Shane McGowan
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, " but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way.
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Dec 1, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  As my first act as dictator of TW I ask anyone who wants to to share their favourite Christmas song/songs 🎅
  

  Dictators don’t ask anything, they demand. Fucking amateurs.
• Ivory Harris Dec 1, 2023

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l
• Ivory Harris Dec 1, 2023

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 1, 2023

  ⫷𝚂𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙰⫸ wrote:

  The Pogues & Kirsty McCall

  Fairytale of New York

  RIP Shane McGowan
  

  Dictator approved!
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 1, 2023

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  As my first act as dictator of TW I ask anyone who wants to to share their favourite Christmas song/songs 🎅
  

  Dictators don’t ask anything, they demand. Fucking amateurs.

  I order you viking to share a christmas song!
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 1, 2023

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  Give me a break guys or I’ll raise the taxes for you specifically!
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  Give me a break guys or I’ll raise the taxes for you specifically!

  Ooo I like it when you take control. tell me to bow
• Ivory Harris Dec 1, 2023

  This leader doesn't talk in the 3rd person. Wierd.
• Ivory Harris Dec 1, 2023

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  Who said he died? Maybe he went on a voyage. Or a treasure hunt. I refuse to believe The King died. I shall search these turfs and find him and bring him back
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 1, 2023

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  I was told he died a few times. Maybe the ones spreading the lies has something to do with the disappearance? Maybe someone with a horse in the race. Couldn't be... THE QUEEN?!? COUP!
• È♏Mä🍄HáR®️Iś💜💕 Dec 1, 2023

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  Hey now! The king had YEARS to perfect his craft. Give the little guy a break, yea his first decree is shit but you know, we all gotta learn somewhere. It's not easy learning on the job l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  Who said he died? Maybe he went on a voyage. Or a treasure hunt. I refuse to believe The King died. I shall search these turfs and find him and bring him back

  fingers crossed
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 2, 2023

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  I was told he died a few times. Maybe the ones spreading the lies has something to do with the disappearance? Maybe someone with a horse in the race. Couldn't be... THE QUEEN?!? COUP!

  Unfortunately if reeferjuana continues posting such ludicrous claims he will also go on a treasure hunt.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 2, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  reeferjuana wrote:

  R3TR!BUT!0N wrote:

  Weak. The King would be disappointed with this.
  

  l

  You're correct. I guess I just jumped the gun. Judged too quickly. My apologies to the new leader.

  Although, the king would be very disappointed. I can almost hear him turning in his grave

  I was

  Unfortunately if reeferjuana continues posting such ludicrous claims he will also go on a treasure hunt.

  Interesting. So you're the one who sent keller.ona. Treasure hunt? Or.did you send him elsewhere? The pieces are all falling together
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 2, 2023

  Keller has retired……. I, his elected successor however am alive and ready to send anyone questioning me to meet Keller
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 2, 2023

  Hmm.. very dictatory. You're gonna go far, kid.
• Ivory Harris Dec 3, 2023

  Dictatory??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Dec 3, 2023

  Dick Tator, former CEO of IDGAF.
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 3, 2023

  〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:

  Dick Tator, former CEO of IDGAF.
  

  A CEO eh? Does he pay his taxes?
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Dec 3, 2023

  IDGAF never paid taxes
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Dec 4, 2023

  〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:

  IDGAF never paid taxes
  

  Taxes r 4 chumpz
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 4, 2023

  〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:

  IDGAF never paid taxes
  

  “Persephone doesn’t pay taxes”

  Noted
• 𝖀𝖌𝖑𝖞💔𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖛𝖎𝖈𝖙 Dec 4, 2023

  reeferjuana wrote:

  〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:

  IDGAF never paid taxes
  

  Taxes r 4 chumpz

  “Reef also doesn’t pay taxes”

  Noted.
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Dec 4, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:

  IDGAF never paid taxes
  

  “Persephone doesn’t pay taxes”

  Noted
  

  I pay taxes, IDGAF doesn’t. Ask Chilling 😁
• SolidusSnake Dec 10, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  As my first act as dictator of TW I ask anyone who wants to to share their favourite Christmas song/songs 🎅
  

  Why do you pretend to be a dictator? Are you trying to be the "dic" in dictator?
• È♏Mä🍄HáR®️Iś💜💕 Dec 10, 2023

  "Seems like things fell apart pretty quick for this new dictator." 🤭
  Couldn't hold it down laddie...
  Disappointed.

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