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If you were invisible for the day, what would you do?

• Barry Vertigo Nov 5, 2023

  I don’t think I’d stand in elevators naked and rub my nuts on anyone’s leg that got in.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Nov 5, 2023

  Yea why would you? That would be dumb and a waste of invisibility. You can do that while not invisible.
• ⛧𝔖𝔞Ϯ𝔞𝔫ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ⛧ Nov 6, 2023

  I would be spending a lot of time in various banks
• Brown🎵Note Nov 6, 2023

  ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  I would be spending a lot of time in various banks
  

  Sperm, blood, or food?
• ⛧𝔖𝔞Ϯ𝔞𝔫ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ⛧ Nov 7, 2023

  None of the above.

  Bank of America
  chase
  Wells Fargo
  Citibank.

  Those kinds of banks. Money banks.

  There I Spelled it out for ya. 😉
• Brown🎵Note Nov 7, 2023

  ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  None of the above.

  Bank of America
  chase
  Wells Fargo
  Citibank.

  Those kinds of banks. Money banks.

  There I Spelled it out for ya. 😉
  

  Oh. I’d probably take a free flight to Las Vegas and complain about the shitty service on the plane. Then I’d go see the Pen and Teller show and really mess with them on stage. Back stage after the show, I’d explain to them that if they would just shut the fuck up, I’ll teach them how to do it.
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Nov 7, 2023

  ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  None of the above.

  Bank of America
  chase
  Wells Fargo
  Citibank.

  Those kinds of banks. Money banks.

  There I Spelled it out for ya. 😉
  

  The ones where they keep the little shrimp? I'm not a fan of shellfish.
• Old Azz Santos Nov 8, 2023

  I’ll miss with my lady 😈
• Uglyladdie Nov 9, 2023

  Old Azz Santos wrote:

  I’ll miss with my lady 😈
  

  I would steal your oranges 🍊
• ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Nov 10, 2023

  ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  I would be spending a lot of time in various banks
  

  So I was thinking "Yeah why not?" Then I started to lmao when I pictured bags of money floating out of the vault in front of everybody and the security guard just locking the front door.
• Old Azz Santos Nov 11, 2023

  Uglyladdie wrote:

  Old Azz Santos wrote:

  I’ll miss with my lady 😈
  

  I would steal your oranges 🍊

  Aaaaaaa 😂
• Barry Vertigo Nov 11, 2023

  ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:

  ƝཐϮཐڪᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ wrote:

  I would be spending a lot of time in various banks
  

  So I was thinking "Yeah why not?" Then I started to lmao when I pictured bags of money floating out of the vault in front of everybody and the security guard just locking the front door.

  Just lift up the security guy and make him float about.
• IroquoisPliskin Nov 14, 2023

  Barry Vertigo wrote:

  I don’t think I’d stand in elevators naked and rub my nuts on anyone’s leg that got in.
  

  Barry do you need help?
• ShushiDog Nov 14, 2023

  IroquoisPliskin wrote:

  Barry Vertigo wrote:

  I don’t think I’d stand in elevators naked and rub my nuts on anyone’s leg that got in.
  

  Barry do you need help?

  You want to join in?
• Barry Vertigo Nov 14, 2023

  Definitnotdatgu wrote:

  IroquoisPliskin wrote:

  Barry Vertigo wrote:

  I don’t think I’d stand in elevators naked and rub my nuts on anyone’s leg that got in.
  

  Barry do you need help?

  You want to join in?

  Plums and gums all round
• Uglyladdie Nov 14, 2023

  Definitnotdatgu wrote:

  IroquoisPliskin wrote:

  Barry Vertigo wrote:

  I don’t think I’d stand in elevators naked and rub my nuts on anyone’s leg that got in.
  

  Barry do you need help?

  You want to join in?

  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
• Rͣeͩeͩferjuana Nov 21, 2023

  Barry lore
• Ꮆ๑ͣอͩཞͩར໒ ︻╦╤─ Nov 22, 2023

  I'd drive one of my vehicles around town. Go hit up some banks like backwards Satan. Probably pretend to be a ghost and get a good laugh. Probably walk into a bar and start throwing the liquor bottles at the wall and slapping peoples drink out of their hand and off the bar.

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