Cheating and shitting
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My neighbour got caught shagging a married woman and ever since foxes have been shutting in my garden on a regular basis.
I just found out now that it wasn’t fixed but the husband of the woman but he thought it was my neighbours garden he had been shitting in.
I now feel that I am morally bound to shit in my neighbours garden every night for the next few months to make up for that.
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I would love someone to translate this for me.
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Whatever he's smokin' .... stay away from it.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
My neighbour got caught shagging a married woman and ever since then, foxes have been shitting in my garden on a regular basis.
I just found out now that it wasn’t foxes but the husband of the woman. He thought it was my neighbours garden he had been shitting in.
I now feel that I am morally bound to shit in my neighbours garden every night for the next few months to make up for that.
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☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ wrote:
Thank you 😂. That makes more sense.Barry Vertigo wrote:
My neighbour got caught shagging a married woman and ever since then, foxes have been shitting in my garden on a regular basis.
I just found out now that it wasn’t foxes but the husband of the woman. He thought it was my neighbours garden he had been shitting in.
I now feel that I am morally bound to shit in my neighbours garden every night for the next few months to make up for that.
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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
I thought foxes were shitting in my garden. Turn out it was a man who thought he had been shitting in my neighbours garden.I would love someone to translate this for me.
Now I want to shit in my neighbours garden to make up for the imbalance.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
I thought foxes were shitting in my garden. Turn out it was a man who thought he had been shitting in my neighbours garden.I would love someone to translate this for me.
Now I want to shit in my neighbours garden to make up for the imbalance.
When duty calls, you must answer. -
All you can really do in this situation is to also shag that married woman your neighbor shagged.
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Shyt Talker wrote:
All you can really do in this situation is to also shag that married woman your neighbor shagged.
More complex revenge would be to shag the man who shagged the married woman
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〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
That’s my friend who shagged the married woman. I’m going to invite him round for a few beers and put laxitives in his. He can shit himself. I’ve had enough shit cleaning to do me a lifetime.Shyt Talker wrote:
All you can really do in this situation is to also shag that married woman your neighbor shagged.
More complex revenge would be to shag the man who shagged the married woman
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
Hahahahahahhabahaha℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
I thought foxes were shitting in my garden. Turn out it was a man who thought he had been shitting in my neighbours garden.I would love someone to translate this for me.
Now I want to shit in my neighbours garden to make up for the imbalance.
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You have to shit in his yard to atone for these transgressions. Assert dominance.
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I shall shit in an envelope and put it through his letterbox.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
Forget the envelope, just put a shit in his letterbox 🤷♂️ , it would be messier thus harder to clean up.I shall shit in an envelope and put it through his letterbox.
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Vindaloo ✔️
Six x Stella Artois ✔️
Grab them ankles and spray that front door 20 mins later -
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
Maybe I’ll squat on the roof and shit on him when he goes out his front doorVindaloo ✔️
Six x Stella Artois ✔️
Grab them ankles and spray that front door 20 mins later -
You won’t do shit
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Talk him into getting into turf wars then get him really into it and help him build a big mob and then cap him whenever he puts down a turf. He won't recover from such a power move
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You need to shag you neighbor's wife. Then your neighbor will think it's the husband of the woman he's shagging. That husband (when he comes by to shit in your garden) will recognize that your wife is home alone while you're out shagging your neighbor's wife, and he will try to shag her. While shagging her, she will explain that it is not you, but rather your neighbor, that's shagging his wife.
He will stop shitting in your garden and your neighbor will start shitting in his garden. Balance will be restored. Simple. -
My neighbour caught me shitting in his garden on Christmas Eve. Now someone has shit in my garden. I don’t know if it’s my neighbour getting revenge or my friend trying to make me think it’s my neighbour.
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reeferjuana wrote:
The easy solution to this is to pee on him while he's pooping.Barry Vertigo wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
I thought foxes were shitting in my garden. Turn out it was a man who thought he had been shitting in my neighbours garden.I would love someone to translate this for me.
Now I want to shit in my neighbours garden to make up for the imbalance.
When duty calls, you must answer.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
How do you know you didn't just accidentally shit in your own garden while drunk and trying to shit in his?My neighbour caught me shitting in his garden on Christmas Eve. Now someone has shit in my garden. I don’t know if it’s my neighbour getting revenge or my friend trying to make me think it’s my neighbour.
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Barry Vertigo wrote:
An eye for an eye. Get them both back, your friend once and your neighbour twice.My neighbour caught me shitting in his garden on Christmas Eve. Now someone has shit in my garden. I don’t know if it’s my neighbour getting revenge or my friend trying to make me think it’s my neighbour.
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I wouldn’t touch her with yours 😂😂😂
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