Ways to annoy people
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1: Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and say "I must avenge the death of my father."
2: Name your dog "Dog"
3: Refer to everyone as "mortal"
4: Clear your throat 3 or 4 times during a conversation.
5: Finish everything you say with "in accordance with the prophesy" -
6. Be me
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Nice. Think ive seen it before?
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Keep saying i bet i know how to keep you in suspense
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8: Walk around making car noises loudly.
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9. Smack when you talk
This annoys the shit outta me.
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10: Always wear a helmet around and say it's part of your astronaut training
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Say I'm being picked on and I have 50 mob but I can't be arsed to mob up
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I'd you work in an office go around to all the 3 hole puches. Collect up all the paper circles. Cut the bottom off a coffee cup. Place said coffee cup on a shelf in a co workers office. Put all the paper holes in the cup. And wait. Sooner or later your co worker will wonder what that cup is doing all the way up there and grab it...hilarity insues.
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To be really unforgettably annoying use glitter instead.
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BigBK wrote:
Rookie.I'd you work in an office go around to all the 3 hole puches. Collect up all the paper circles. Cut the bottom off a coffee cup. Place said coffee cup on a shelf in a co workers office. Put all the paper holes in the cup. And wait. Sooner or later your co worker will wonder what that cup is doing all the way up there and grab it...hilarity insues.
BBs are much more fun to use on that one.
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Rofl^^^
stare at someone and when they ask what just continue staring (try not to smile) then when they get the point where they're yelling just shout WTFS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STARIN AT ME YOUR FREAKING ME OUT!!!!
😹 it's hilarious how confused they get ROFLMFAOOL
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11. Completely fail to aknowladge what people are saying or doing just because you are thinking too much about turf wars.
12. Throw a semtex onto allies and people just trying to be friendly. -
ChainsawCharlie wrote:
Ever watch someone try to clean a cup of glitter up? Bbs are for the amature. But yeah I've seen marbles...also hilarious. Paper holes take no prep though as they arendond around the office. Can't say I've ever seen a bowl a BBs kicking around the offices!BigBK wrote:
Rookie.I'd you work in an office go around to all the 3 hole puches. Collect up all the paper circles. Cut the bottom off a coffee cup. Place said coffee cup on a shelf in a co workers office. Put all the paper holes in the cup. And wait. Sooner or later your co worker will wonder what that cup is doing all the way up there and grab it...hilarity insues.
BBs are much more fun to use on that one.
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BigBK wrote:
Litteraly just LMFAO!!!😹😹 Sittin at the hospital and one of the nurses looks at me and asks "what's so funny?" too hard to explain to herI'd you work in an office go around to all the 3 hole puches. Collect up all the paper circles. Cut the bottom off a coffee cup. Place said coffee cup on a shelf in a co workers office. Put all the paper holes in the cup. And wait. Sooner or later your co worker will wonder what that cup is doing all the way up there and grab it...hilarity insues.
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BigBK wrote:
Ever watch someone try to clean a cup of glitter up? Bbs are for the amature. But yeah I've seen marbles...also hilarious. Paper holes take no prep though as they arendond around the office. Can't say I've ever seen a bowl a BBs kicking around the offices!
Glitter can easily be cleaned with a damp paper towel. Marbles or BBs will roll all over the place. And they're cheap enough and require less effort to gather.
The real way to do it though is to use marbles first. After you get them with that one, you go back next time with the BBs. That way you get the psychological effect. They already seen what the marbles will do. now they're staring at cup full of BBs.
THEN- Phase three.
A cup full of marbles AND BBs. Except this time you don't cut the bottom out. But this time you place the cup behind all the clutter on their desk so they have to remove everything and work for the solution. Make them go through all the work for nothing.
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In phase three, you can also use a cup full of sand to really mess with their heads.
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œbæmæ wrote:
9) smack when you talk plus large hand movements when you talk!9. Smack when you talk
This annoys the shit outta me.
👍. My boy does this i wanna smack the shit outa him! -
Wellthisisoneway2annoypeopleonline:)
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52 card pickup is quite annoying
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White sugar in someones bed!
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Bad spelling and grammer will annoy mystery
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That stupid "IN SOVIET RUSSIA...." thing is annoying as hell
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People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway? Or peole who drive badly in snow
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krissharm wrote:
You should see my dad when people drive badly in snow...People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway? Or peole who drive badly in snow
🚗......🚙(our car)😒😞😓😵😠🙎(my dad)
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!ate🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
but when you have a dodge 1996 ram ohemgee it drives amazing in snow. Fuck driving behind ive only almost crashed like 2 times in my babykrissharm wrote:
You should see my dad when people drive badly in snow...People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway? Or peole who drive badly in snow
🚗......🚙(our car)😒😞😓😵😠🙎(my dad)
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!Ηξ₦R♆☣δΩΓζδ☠ wrote:
We have a Toyota Sianna and it's not very good in the snow.!ate🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
but when you have a dodge 1996 ram ohemgee it drives amazing in snow. Fuck driving behind ive only almost crashed like 2 times in my babykrissharm wrote:
You should see my dad when people drive badly in snow...People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway? Or peole who drive badly in snow
🚗......🚙(our car)😒😞😓😵😠🙎(my dad)
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!ate🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
SWAGGER WAGGON!!!!!! i think im right i only saw the music video to it once. Hey but get ur own vehicle. Ull need it!Ηξ₦R♆☣δΩΓζδ☠ wrote:
We have a Toyota Sianna and it's not very good in the snow.!ate🌇🌊🔨 wrote:
but when you have a dodge 1996 ram ohemgee it drives amazing in snow. Fuck driving behind ive only almost crashed like 2 times in my babykrissharm wrote:
You should see my dad when people drive badly in snow...People who sit in the middle lane of the motorway? Or peole who drive badly in snow
🚗......🚙(our car)😒😞😓😵😠🙎(my dad)
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Get into a crowded elevator. choose one person to stare at until they catch your eye. When they do, peer closely at them, then act shocked and scream "you're one of them!" and move away.
I've cleared full capacity elevators in one floor with this. -
Or, when you make a call to the IRS, wait for the hold music to come on. The IRS gauges peoples reactions to being put on hold, and will make the calmer ones wait longer.
Scream like hell into the phone. Guaranteed to have someone pick up in thirty seconds. -
In a shop when the staff announcements come on curl up in the fetal position and start saying 'the voices,the voices!' or randomely sneak packs of condoms into peoples checkout piles when they are not looking
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