Damnit!

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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Mar 1, 2023

Alarm went off this morning, rolled over and got my phone. Checked the couple games I play (turf wars not included) and my email.

Felt the urge to fart so I let one fly. Wife was already gone for the day so I didn’t need to Dutch over her. Well don’t ya know it was a squirter. Liquid shit went everywhere. Worse because I sleep buck ass naked.

Anyway, just wanted to share. Hope you’re all having a good Wednesday.
Uglyladdie Mar 1, 2023

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Alarm went off this morning, rolled over and got my phone. Checked the couple games I play (turf wars not included) and my email.

Felt the urge to fart so I let one fly. Wife was already gone for the day so I didn’t need to Dutch over her. Well don’t ya know it was a squirter. Liquid shit went everywhere. Worse because I sleep buck ass naked.

Anyway, just wanted to share. Hope you’re all having a good Wednesday.

Hope your day brightens up Viking, that’s rough
ShushiDog Mar 1, 2023

Damn goodluck with the clean-up 🫡
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖊𝖊 Mar 1, 2023

Wife: “Oh… you changed the sheets?! You’re so sweet. Thank You!”

Viking: “Meh… it was time.”
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Mar 1, 2023

Now take her out to Taco Bell
Coolio Mar 1, 2023

yea, thanks for sharing that with everyone! lmao
think if I blunderbussed the bed n left me ass like a ripped out fireplace I couldn’t deal wit that, I’d have to call the wife back or just bin the whole bed for a new one might be easier 😉
☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ Mar 2, 2023

Blame the dog
Ivory Harris Mar 2, 2023

👆 the Amber Heard excuse!!! Works like a charm!! I think that was her last name.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Mar 2, 2023

If you hit her with splatter shit that would have been funny. Way to start her day right there 😈
★DΞICIDΞ★ Mar 2, 2023

Imagine her telling her friends about it 😂
ཡ☠Ꭶҭཟ∂(α∂∂ 310) Mar 2, 2023

A true Viking story, legendary lol

Thanks for sharing