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༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Jan 9, 2023

Ex-wife

Still in her 30’s, big mileage ran up, body still in good condition. Gear box gone, needs replacing. Chasis has some cracks but still good for 20+ years. Perfect airbags.
Colour: white, changing to a light brown over the summer months.
Warning: can turn green when placed beside a superior model.

Willing to consider a part exchange; an older model with less miles. A working gearbox is essential.
No tyre kickers or time wasters please.
Also interested in purchasing a newer model, please send enquiries to ‘Happy Dude’.
⌖🔥COMPΛИY🔥⌖ Jan 9, 2023

Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Jan 9, 2023

★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I am currently considering an offer of 24 bottles of stout, a packet of sweetafton and a year subscription to a thai massage parlour. Tempting…
⫷ 🎀 𝕂𝕟𝔸 🎀 ⫸ Jan 10, 2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
BigAl! Jan 10, 2023

Is there much junk in her trunk? Does she carry a lot of baggage?
⌖🔥COMPΛИY🔥⌖ Jan 10, 2023

༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I am currently considering an offer of 24 bottles of stout, a packet of sweetafton and a year subscription to a thai massage parlour. Tempting…
Tempting indeed.. I tell ya what.. you trade me that old model and we can take a trip to Thailand and find a new model just to your liking!
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Jan 10, 2023

BigAl! wrote:
Is there much junk in her trunk? Does she carry a lot of baggage?

The wiring on the on-board computer is shoddy at best.
Not all systems function as they should. Some dont function at all.
the english Jan 10, 2023

I have some special gearbox fluid. Will be willing to give it a trial run. Any button to push for overdrive?
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Jan 11, 2023

the english wrote:
I have some special gearbox fluid. Will be willing to give it a trial run. Any button to push for overdrive?

Unfortunately not. Overdrive got fried with the onboard computer malfunction.
Your fluid wont work on the dodgy box Im afraid
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Jan 11, 2023

★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I am currently considering an offer of 24 bottles of stout, a packet of sweetafton and a year subscription to a thai massage parlour. Tempting…
Tempting indeed.. I tell ya what.. you trade me that old model and we can take a trip to Thailand and find a new model just to your liking!
You present a very generous offer. 🤔
Uglyladdie Jan 11, 2023

What year is your model?
⌖🔥COMPΛИY🔥⌖ Jan 11, 2023

Uglyladdie wrote:
What year is your model?

It’s a model 30.. very rare these days 😉
☣τħε ĵƲɖĢε☣ Jan 26, 2023

༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I am currently considering an offer of 24 bottles of stout, a packet of sweetafton and a year subscription to a thai massage parlour. Tempting…
🤣🤣🤣
♱ռɨӄɛ𖤍ֆɦօɛֆ𝟚𝟛⛧ Jan 31, 2023

This thread 💀💀💀
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Feb 1, 2023

What is the return policy? Are any parts still covered under warranty? I would need to test drive as well.
6 I X Feb 13, 2023

Definitely need a test drive, can’t trust used car salesmen.
Ꭱ3V Feb 13, 2023

Buying someone else’s project is buying someone else’s problems.
Ronansithwatt Feb 13, 2023

Cash sale
〓𝕴𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝕸𝖆𝖓〓 Feb 14, 2023

★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I don't have anything to trade😂😂 what a surprise...
⌖🔥COMPΛИY🔥⌖ Feb 14, 2023

𝕴𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝕸𝖆𝖓 wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I don't have anything to trade😂😂 what a surprise...
First off you’re a literal dog in game and irl(please go hit the gym, touch grass anything) 2.) 🤣🤣 sorry im not married by 20
⌖ŦƗŦΔИᵸᶳ⌖ Feb 14, 2023

★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
𝕴𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝕸𝖆𝖓 wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I don't have anything to trade😂😂 what a surprise...
First off you’re a literal dog in game and irl(please go hit the gym, touch grass anything) 2.) 🤣🤣 sorry im not married by 20
🐀🐀🧀
⌖🔥COMPΛИY🔥⌖ Feb 15, 2023

⌖ŦƗŦΔИᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
𝕴𝖂𝖎𝖑𝖑𝕸𝖆𝖓 wrote:
★BΛD COMPΛИY★ wrote:
Looks like a mechanics special! I don’t have anything to trade but I am interested in buying outright or possibly leasing.. what’s the lowest you’ll sell for?

I don't have anything to trade😂😂 what a surprise...
First off you’re a literal dog in game and irl(please go hit the gym, touch grass anything) 2.) 🤣🤣 sorry im not married by 20
🐀🐀🧀
You were a 🐈 in capo and still are in baic, if you got something to say come at me on the map