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★CHICKEN PROBLEMS★

• ṩҜɪɲɳץ €ℌɪçҜع₦ Sep 9, 2022

  someone say chicken?!
• 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Sep 9, 2022

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
• ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Sep 9, 2022

  𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
  

  So you choked your father’s chicken?
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Sep 9, 2022

  ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:

  𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
  

  So you choked your father’s chicken?

  👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼 Classic
• ༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Sep 9, 2022

  ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:

  𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
  

  So you choked your father’s chicken?

  😂😂😂
• ◾️〓𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖆𝛋𝓲𝖑𝖑〓◾️ Sep 9, 2022

  𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
  

  Did he just say young cock tates the best? Wtf man…
• 📡 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 📡 Sep 9, 2022

  ◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:

  𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:

  My father is a stern man with humans, but when it comes to animals, he’s a gentle soul. Or, some would rather just call him a “pussy”.

  I just had to drive up to see him and kill one of his roosters for him 🤣 he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

  Fun fact: roosters taste the best when they’re pretty young tbh.
  

  So you choked your father’s chicken?

  👏👏👏
• 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Sep 9, 2022

  Young cock is definitely better. It tastes the most like “chicken” for whatever reason.

  No choking here, literally shot the stupid thing. Poof. 🪶🪶💨 lots of feathers 🤣
• ★DΞICIDΞ★ Sep 9, 2022

  Are you talking before they are fully mature?
• Steelehead Sep 9, 2022

  I have chickens. We lost 2 from a fox attack. Now my back yard looks like a concentration camp. Motion lights that come on at night. Razor wire the whole 9 yards. We even have humane traps.
• 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Sep 10, 2022

  ★DEICIDE★ wrote:

  Are you talking before they are fully mature?
  

  Yea, I’d say so. I think the one we just had was like 4-5 months.
• ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ Sep 10, 2022

  Steelehead wrote:

  I have chickens. We lost 2 from a fox attack. Now my back yard looks like a concentration camp. Motion lights that come on at night. Razor wire the whole 9 yards. We even have humane traps.
  

  Gotta hate foxes dude. Crafty as shit. Will sneak through almost anything.
  l

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