State of TW address

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👑King Keller👑 May 8, 2022

The King has come to help the community become a real TW community. The lack of participation is clear and needs addressed properly.
Families- If you wish to start a family, you shall come before The King and ask to start a family. The King will determine if you are worthy of family status.

Your trash talking skills have diminished greatly. This has become nothing more than Facebook light. Grow a set you peons.

To make TW a grand kingdom, you must do what Mcfly has done. That's bow before your King. Work for your King. Let The King allow you to flourish. Acknowledge The King as your TW savior. Then, and only then, will you become a valuable member of TW.

Finally, don't cry and boohoo to this Nick schmuck. He answers to The King. He doesn't have time for all your crying and whining about what you want. He only has time to gather the scraps that The King leaves him.

Now, bow before The King. Acknowledge The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
ZRAYGO May 8, 2022

I recently had minor back surgery. Kinda sucks, I’m an avid hiker and I haven’t been hiking in three weeks. Hopefully next week a minor hike.
👑King Keller👑 May 8, 2022

The King thinks you should practice by taking a hike right out of this thread!
ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
〓∞Persephone∞〓 May 9, 2022

King Keller wrote:
Now, bow before The King. Acknowledge The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Only this guy would take the glory from mothers on Mother’s Day for themself. Such a motherf*@<€r.
ℒꙩຣཇя May 9, 2022

〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
King Keller wrote:
Now, bow before The King. Acknowledge The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Only this guy would take the glory from mothers on Mother’s Day for themself. Such a motherf*@<€r.

He ain’t fuckin noones mother lol
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ May 9, 2022

King. Still waiting on that interview. A proper discussion between an emperor and a king 👍
👑King Keller👑 May 9, 2022

〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
King Keller wrote:
Now, bow before The King. Acknowledge The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Only this guy would take the glory from mothers on Mother’s Day for themself. Such a motherf*@<€r.

The King shall be known as Mr mom to those in need of affection on this day. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ May 9, 2022

King Keller wrote:
〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
King Keller wrote:
Now, bow before The King. Acknowledge The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

Only this guy would take the glory from mothers on Mother’s Day for themself. Such a motherf*@<€r.

The King shall be known as Mr mom to those in need of affection on this day. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
Mister Mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DrThuganomics May 9, 2022

We are the Fungal. Lower your weapons and surrender your turf. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your mob will adapt to service us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ May 10, 2022

BØRG wrote:
We are the Fungal. Lower your weapons and surrender your turf. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your mob will adapt to service us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

The only thing you’ll be adding is my fat nutsack to your face.
༺ 𝕁𝕚𝕞𝕞𝕪 ༻ May 10, 2022

ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
👑King Keller👑 May 10, 2022

ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴᴋᴇɴ♧ wrote:
BØRG wrote:
We are the Fungal. Lower your weapons and surrender your turf. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your mob will adapt to service us. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

The only thing you’ll be adding is my fat nutsack to your face.

The King likes this. The King wants to see this develop into something.