Elf on a shelf😱🤦‍♀️🤣

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✌︎𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙸♡𝙱𝙾𝚃✌︎ Dec 11, 2021

Did anyone else get wrapped into this shit!?😂 I’m 4 years in and running out of ideas🤦‍♀️🙃
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Dec 11, 2021

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
Did anyone else get wrapped into this shit!?😂 I’m 4 years in and running out of ideas🤦‍♀️🙃

I hate that thing so Fucking much. My wife takes care of it because of one time I put them in the microwave.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 11, 2021

Get the elf a “mate” and let your imagination determine how you position them.
ＭＥＧＡＫＵＳＨ Dec 11, 2021

★ZΞЯO COOL★ wrote:
Get the elf a “mate” and let your imagination determine how you position them.

Can’t. Already tried it’s for “ the kids”
✌︎𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙸♡𝙱𝙾𝚃✌︎ Dec 11, 2021

☠︎︎ⓀⓊⓈⒽⓎ☠︎ wrote:
★ZΞЯO COOL★ wrote:
Get the elf a “mate” and let your imagination determine how you position them.

Can’t. Already tried it’s for “ the kids”
🤣🤣🤣 “mommy why is the elf hugging Barbie like that?”
✌︎𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙸♡𝙱𝙾𝚃✌︎ Dec 11, 2021

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
Did anyone else get wrapped into this shit!?😂 I’m 4 years in and running out of ideas🤦‍♀️🙃

I hate that thing so Fucking much. My wife takes care of it because of one time I put them in the microwave.
That’s where kush is at😭🤣🤣
ℒꙩຣཇя Dec 11, 2021

Get a gi joe and have him water board the elf in the sink
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Dec 11, 2021

Snoop on a Stoop. Best ever!!! Worth looking up trust me
!•🚬•! Dec 11, 2021

Tell your kids his work at your place is done and that he must’ve gone to another house to spread his Christmas magic.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 11, 2021

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
☠︎︎ⓀⓊⓈⒽⓎ☠︎ wrote:
★ZΞЯO COOL★ wrote:
Get the elf a “mate” and let your imagination determine how you position them.

Can’t. Already tried it’s for “ the kids”
🤣🤣🤣 “mommy why is the elf hugging Barbie like that?”
My older kids thinks its funny, 3yr old doesnt know or care. Elves have been working out the kama sutra.
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Dec 11, 2021

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
Did anyone else get wrapped into this shit!?😂 I’m 4 years in and running out of ideas🤦‍♀️🙃

I hate that thing so Fucking much. My wife takes care of it because of one time I put them in the microwave.
That’s where kush is at😭🤣🤣
It makes so much extra work. Then god forbid they touch the fucking thing it turns into a nightmare.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Dec 11, 2021

If they touch it, replace with a tiny chucky doll.
ＭＥＧＡＫＵＳＨ Dec 11, 2021

◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:
Snoop on a Stoop. Best ever!!! Worth looking up trust me

That is great.
ＭＥＧＡＫＵＳＨ Dec 11, 2021

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
Did anyone else get wrapped into this shit!?😂 I’m 4 years in and running out of ideas🤦‍♀️🙃

I hate that thing so Fucking much. My wife takes care of it because of one time I put them in the microwave.
That’s where kush is at😭🤣🤣
It makes so much extra work. Then god forbid they touch the fucking thing it turns into a nightmare.
Oh yeah I act like I’m going to touch it they lose their shit!! It’s gonna lose its magic 😂😂
★ΛUGUSTINΞ★ Dec 11, 2021

Its banned my my houses
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Dec 11, 2021

☠︎︎ⓀⓊⓈⒽⓎ☠︎ wrote:
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:
Snoop on a Stoop. Best ever!!! Worth looking up trust me

That is great.

Devito on a Dorito also
〓Ⲋ𐨠૦૦ƿ〓 Dec 11, 2021

◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ wrote:
Snoop on a Stoop. Best ever!!! Worth looking up trust me

I almost wanna get that!
Ivory Harris Dec 12, 2021

This elf better learn it's place and bow to The King! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Ꭱ3V Dec 12, 2021

Say it’s in Covid quarantine that buys you like two weeks.
Hate the goddamn thing. Thanks mother in law 🙄
🇬🇧👊🏻K🍺A👊🏻🇬🇧 Dec 16, 2021

K stick elf in plastic see through bag draw 2 lines on an antigen test and put sticker covid in isolation for 10 days no more moving sorted 🤣🤣🤣🤣
⛧𝔖𝔞Ϯ𝔞𝔫ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ⛧ Dec 17, 2021

Bill on a Pill? 💊
https://images.app.goo.gl/RTw6HU775yWx1ofo7