TIME FOR ⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃⛽ ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT!
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˛❥࿔ℳⱥⅆ˜❧ᙢ⍺₥₳˞ৡ༅ and I are very grateful for the honor of passing on a long TW tradition that has almost been lost in our past. 2017 was the last ⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃⛽ and if our sources are correct the first “Official Johnny O ⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃⛽” was May 18th 2010. There are allot of new Turf Warriors that may have missed this lost tradition so let’s break down the details of ⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃⛽!
Rules from Johnny O’s 2011 post
1. Attack everyone: Friend, allies, enemies, capos, and Nick
2. No crying on the forum
Side note: “google the post it’s funny”
3. Be sure to wish people a Happy Gas-Day ( ⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃⛽ )New player advice (modified)
1. Mob up - (you don’t have 5 days like then but good advice)
2. Check your gear (Need help or advice feel free to message me)
3. Bank your money (If your real new not a bad idea)
4. Check “YOUR DOTS” Who is out there ready to TP, Egg, ding ding ditch your turf? -
START TIME: OCT 31st 12:00 AM GMT
ENDING TIME 48 HRS LATER (2 DAYS OF TURF WARS PURGE)
( https://greenwichmeantime.com/time/to/gmt-local/ )Johnny O taught Mama and I, this game is about relations with a combination of Mob Politics, War, and Sake (ask Mama for the story about her Johnny and Sake). What is lost in that the most is FUN! WE PLAY A GAME SO LET’S PUT ALL ASIDE AND BURN SOME SHIT AND HAVE SOME FUN!
“I want you to set a fire so goddam big the gods will notice us again, that’s what I’m saying. I want all of you to be able to look me in the eye one more time and say, ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT”
HISTORY LESSON AND REFLECTION TIME - TELL US ABOUT YOUR FIRST
⛽ 🎃 ¡ʎɐp sɐƃ ʎddɐɥ🎃 ⛽
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So I can now cap anyone I want.
Same as any other day.
Gas day stinks imo. -
No gas day for me keep ur stam to yourself thanks
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TͣΛͩZͩ wrote:
👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼No gas day for me keep ur stam to yourself thanks
Everybody attack and carbomb those two fuckers above on GAS DAY to show them the fun part -
Only CAPO fatties are allowed to cap my turf. Any other capture or form of attack , from players outside my alliance , Is considered an act of war and I will respond accordingly to defend. - as you all say “It’s turf wars, a war game”.
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Yep few on my list 😄😄
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1 HR COUNTDOWN
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Do we have a post for gas day cry babies? 😂
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So what’s the consequence when they do cry?
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ᴰᴱᴹᴼᴺ wrote:
When I was 2k certain of them cried just because I hopped near them 🤪 couldn’t even cap them.So what’s the consequence when they do cry?
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
I cried because you were ( and still are ) leaking fluids. Plus, you were ( and still are ) leaving rust stains behind ( at least I hope those are rust stains ). You vastly lowered the value of the property.ᴰᴱᴹᴼᴺ wrote:
When I was 2k certain of them cried just because I hopped near them 🤪 couldn’t even cap them.So what’s the consequence when they do cry?
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BOOOOMMMMM
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🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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🕷тͩ ͟ʜͬ ͟u͞ ͟ɢ🕷 wrote:
Do we have a post for gas day cry babies? 😂
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The fastest way to get capped is bitch about getting capped. This a very old golden rule long before gas day or the passing of gas day. Hugging turf is a sin no turf is safe. I only made a post the action of each individual was the reproduction. Fun is a gray area and well let’s just say mob politics are a bitch. I know that cunt to fondly, we besties.
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The fastest way to get capped is being a bitch hiding behind gas day. Just ask a few of your guys
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😡ཀͣ@ͩᙃͩF℧꒖gΔL🍄 wrote:
I don’t follow the status quo. You can have fun with your trends.The fastest way to get capped is bitch about getting capped. This a very old golden rule long before gas day or the passing of gas day. Hugging turf is a sin no turf is safe. I only made a post the action of each individual was the reproduction. Fun is a gray area and well let’s just say mob politics are a bitch. I know that cunt to fondly, we besties.
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Angry? Nah, just not having It with your crew. I only have an Issue with you guys. Nobody else.〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
Is funny I though it was 〓CRAPO 〓 that thought they are the ones that run all of TW. Or is it just that you think you are the self appointed police 👮♀️ of TW ?!?!🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
Hey I get it. You’ve always been protected and now that someone actually capped you you’re lashing out like the noob you are. It’s ok. Take a breath. No need to cry.℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Angry? Nah, just not having It with your crew. I only have an Issue with you guys. Nobody else.〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ wrote:
Spoken by a true island hugger 🙄〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
Is funny I though it was 〓CRAPO 〓 that thought they are the ones that run all of TW. Or is it just that you think you are the self appointed police 👮♀️ of TW ?!?!🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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〓 ZONE 〓 wrote:
What’s that got to do with the price of 🥖bread ?ɆͣƉͩƉͩ∙∘💥🔫ᏚℍʘŦ wrote:
Spoken by a true island hugger 🙄〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
Is funny I though it was 〓CRAPO 〓 that thought they are the ones that run all of TW. Or is it just that you think you are the self appointed police 👮♀️ of TW ?!?!🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
Think you’re just jealous you can’t join me 🏝 🤗
Keep looking for me in the airport - only another 4 to find 👀👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻😂😂😂
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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Damn, Viking is right !!!〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
Hey I get it. You’ve always been protected and now that someone actually capped you you’re lashing out like the noob you are. It’s ok. Take a breath. No need to cry.℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Angry? Nah, just not having It with your crew. I only have an Issue with you guys. Nobody else.〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Angry? Nah, just not having It with your crew. I only have an Issue with you guys. Nobody else.〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
He’s an angry elf 🎄 🧝🃏Mͫ@ͣNͩ🍄 wrote:
All you fungal have a high ego and think you run turf wars. Well fuck off. I’m done putting up with your shit.BOOOOMMMMM
Gas day Is just your stupid excuse. I will make 2022 cap FUNGAL year. Will make my own rules. Now fuck off.
… I hate to wade into this cesspool but understand something Robot. CAPO will never take on Fungal. Messages will be sent backchannel etc etc to diffuse the situation. -
Just think if Rih wasn’t thrown into war by your mouth you guys could actually play the map not hide on islands. I made you my bitch for all watching and showed you how I play the map. Must be fun for you to imagine what the fighters in this game do behind closed doors. Seems you have less of a clue then I even thought. That’s actually saying a lot since I think you are a shit player and give you next to no credit.
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All I know is that Robot did more with 4K mob than most have done with 24k. His involvement over the past 3 years has directly lead to players still active and on the map. Some having started just a few years ago & are doing well. Some are in BAIC, Some solo, Some in Lex and yes some in fungal have stuck around because of the game evolving. Most important are those in WAP. How many mules were created to get at the small noob who didn’t hesitate to fight back when those larger thought he was their bitch?
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〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
Literally no one would fuck with him because of JM 😂. Then he proceeded to suck off Mickey. Only reason he’s around today. Clearly if he can’t stand having a turf or two capped he isn’t exactly a seasoned player.All I know is that Robot did more with 4K mob than most have done with 24k. His involvement over the past 3 years has directly lead to players still active and on the map. Some having started just a few years ago & are doing well. Some are in BAIC, Some solo, Some in Lex and yes some in fungal have stuck around because of the game evolving. Most important are those in WAP. How many mules were created to get at the small noob who didn’t hesitate to fight back when those larger thought he was their bitch?
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“Literally no one would fuck with him because of JM 😂.”
And yet there were plenty who did- sure there were those who didn’t- but there were those who chose to because of his association to JM. Plenty of those who have been butt hurt by a larger account take it out on their smaller associates
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