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They have bored The King for too long. Time for The King to reclaim his throne as The Leader of this land. You peons need a lesson in posting. You all embarrass The King! You all have grown weak. Now bow before your leader. Bow before your master. ALL HAIL THE KING!!! That is all. Good day.
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All Hail The King!Welcome back to the forums.
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Boakonkilla...
Don't make The King annihilate your piddly little crew. You will bow before you King. You will serve your King. You will HAIL THE KING!!! Learn your place peasant. -
The King accepts this apology. The King shall spare you and your family. Everyone else should take notes on how to fall in line. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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How about a welcome back public execution for the king, a hanging or firing squad. May I suggest a troll names simcoe? Do your worst forum king.
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Simcoe, The King calls on you to come in here and bow before you King. Do yourself a favor and come quietly. Surrender yourself with peace or be prepared for The Royal Army to annihilate your land and loved ones. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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King Keller wrote:
Nice Royal Army of 1 member you have there. You can be the king of diapers and it’d all still be a giant pile of shite.Simcoe, The King calls on you to come in here and bow before you King. Do yourself a favor and come quietly. Surrender yourself with peace or be prepared for The Royal Army to annihilate your land and loved ones. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
I call on you to fall under my command.
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Wow! Just wow! You came here acting all badass and yet looked a fool. The King is sickened by this. You act as if you're the first to talk all that smack. Go play in traffic you peasant. Hope you get tagged by ups. ALL HAIL THE KING
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BAIC slayer inc. Thanks for the extra wins and cash. The King appreciates your donation. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Hail to the king! Finally he has returned 🙌🏼
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How about we fight for you throne, eh? A fit king should be one able to defend his title.
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Mr blocks, or whatever your name is, The King would hate to throw you a thumping of such embarrassment that you family and friends would shun you from them. Lay down your weapons, bow before The King, and you shall be saved the embarrassment. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Я3V0LV3R wrote:
The King welcomes you to his kingdom. A place at the Royal Table shall be set for you as The Feast of a 1000 feasts prepares. ALL HAIL THE KING!!Hail to the king! Finally he has returned 🙌🏼
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King Keller wrote:
I’ll be your gunsMr blocks, or whatever your name is, The King would hate to throw you a thumping of such embarrassment that you family and friends would shun you from them. Lay down your weapons, bow before The King, and you shall be saved the embarrassment. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Lmfao I missed this guy 💀😂
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The last Keller I knew about was blind and retarded or something like that 😂
Don’t have high hopes for this one
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Boakonkilla wrote:
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:
🤣The last Keller I knew about was blind and retarded or something like that 😂
Don’t have high hopes for this one
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Your reference to the 2nd most popular Keller in the world almost amused The King. Almost. But as always, you found a way to turn it into a boring rerun of a joke. Now go jump into a well so we never have to listen to another bad joke. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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My lord, can you acknowledge my presence please 🙏
All glory be to you, my king
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𝙵𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚑🍄 F℧꒖gΔL wrote:
Your presence is acknowledged 😌My lord, can you acknowledge my presence please 🙏
All glory be to you, my king
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The King believes Fungal was asking for The Awesomeness of The King to make the acknowledgement. Not some mediocre, scrap grumbling little cuck. Now move along. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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King Keller wrote:
The King believes Fungal was asking for The Awesomeness of The King to make the acknowledgement. Not some mediocre, scrap grumbling little cuck. Now move along. ALL HAIL THE KING!!
All Hail The King!
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I'm am your shield my King strongest Shield across the lands all hail the King huzzah hurrah long the live the King
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Your loyalty to The King shall always be noted. The King shall send your family a feast for 1000. Also, The King will send a herd of goats and horses. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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With our sword and shield, we shall defend thee.
ALL HAIL THE KING.
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Your sword shall be forged with the mightiest of metals. It shall have powers that exceed Excalibur itself!! ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
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All hail The King!
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☝This person has earned a patch on his new uniform in The Royal Army! ALL HAIL THE KING!!
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Welcome back 😜
All Hail the King 👑 -
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective
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My liege, you will find no shortages of swordsmen willing and able to dispatch those who mock the monarchy.
All hail the king!
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