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𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Aug 21, 2021

4.5/10 *spoiler alert*

Okay, this movie made Stillwater and Freeguy look like award winning films.

There’s no doubt M Night Shenanigan is one of the most creative people in regards to Hollywood, but this movie was straight up garbage and the only thing it had going for it was the creative concept.

The acting was borderline terrible (by most of the cast) and the most exciting suspenseful parts of the movie was ruined by bad camera work and sub par performances by the people on screen.

The writing is a bit off too. Like, for example, some characters reactions to things were severely underwhelming, and then at other times, overwhelming. The concept is, the characters cells in their body are aging exponentially compared to usual. Peoples tumors grow super fast, a girl gets pregnant and gives birth in 40 minutes, mental health decay seems extremely rapid. It’s an interesting idea. But that’s it.
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Aug 21, 2021

The funniest part was the Token Black Guy that served literally no purpose to the story, and whenever someone was dying or giving birth or losing their mind, every character was rushing to do something, except him 😂 he just stared and watched with his mouth open for a solid 30 minutes of the film and it was quite hilarious.
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Aug 21, 2021

No one cares
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Aug 21, 2021

〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
No one cares

That’s my point exactly. That’s literally how bad the movie was lol.
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Aug 21, 2021

𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:
〓∞Persephone∞〓 wrote:
No one cares

That’s my point exactly. That’s literally how bad the movie was lol.
😂 that made me laugh
𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ Aug 26, 2021

Catch me if you can.

More like watch me if you can. 4.5/10.

The corny cliche-ridden dialogue, half assed performances, and obscene level of melodrama do anything but justify this film's 2h21m runtime. This is the worst Spielberg film I have ever watched.

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The Witcher: Nightmare of The Wolf

5/10.

This netflix film explains The Witcher universe far better to a casual audience than the God awful live action series produced by the same company. While Nightmare suffers from the same lack of exposition, it does so far less often. Bonus points for the top-notch animation. If you're a fan of The Witcher or animated action films, give it a watch. Skip otherwise.
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Aug 26, 2021

𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ wrote:
Catch me if you can.

More like watch me if you can. 4.5/10.

The corny cliche-ridden dialogue, half assed performances, and obscene level of melodrama do anything but justify this film's 2h21m runtime. This is the worst Spielberg film I have ever watched.

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The Witcher: Nightmare of The Wolf

5/10.

This netflix film explains The Witcher universe far better to a casual audience than the God awful live action series produced by the same company. While Nightmare suffers from the same lack of exposition, it does so far less often. Bonus points for the top-notch animation. If you're a fan of The Witcher or animated action films, give it a watch. Skip otherwise.

Catch Me if You Can is a fucking 10 lol and no one can convince me otherwise. In my top 10 for sure, and based on a true story.
𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ Aug 26, 2021

Agree to disagree 😂 you gunna watch the new Spiderman?
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Aug 26, 2021

Most definitely but I’m setting my expectations low after the last one.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Aug 27, 2021

My money is on the new chucky series coming out :)