I lost my job at the bank.
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A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
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DadAl
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Lol
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
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A large breasted woman got into the elevator, she asked me to press one. That’s how the fight started.
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Germany is now advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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I got an email the other day explaining to me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.
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BigAl! wrote:
Next time, just teller off!A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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The cross eyed secondary school teacher was discharged at the end of the semester. She was unable to control her pupils.
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I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
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Crack a bank safe
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BigAl! wrote:
🤣🤣🤣💪good oneGermany is now advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny.
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HoodLand wrote:
Dumb jokeI was having problems with my internet last time, Then found out i was using McDonald’s WiFi.
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BigAl! wrote:
🤣🤣🤣🤣Germany is now advising people to stock up on sausages and cheese. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Inspecting mirrors. That's a job I could see myself doing.
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🤔 I was going to tell the joke about salt, and then I decided, Na
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⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Could have just said “The Commission”🤔 I was going to tell the joke about salt, and then I decided, Na
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〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Could have just said “The Commission”🤔 I was going to tell the joke about salt, and then I decided, Na
Ahh.. robot… I must have pushed the wrong button?
Sounds like you have a real chip on your shoulder.
Pretty sure if you screw a tractor you’ll make a metal TransFarmer.
May you rust in peace. 🖕🏼
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⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Lol🤔 I was going to tell the joke about salt, and then I decided, Na
Thieves have difficulty understanding puns because they take things literally. -
Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?
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⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
😂 TC = Farming〓𐬼 𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁® 𐬼〓 wrote:
⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
Could have just said “The Commission”🤔 I was going to tell the joke about salt, and then I decided, Na
Ahh.. robot… I must have pushed the wrong button?
Sounds like you have a real chip on your shoulder.
Pretty sure if you screw a tractor you’ll make a metal TransFarmer.
May you rust in peace. 🖕🏼
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How come Mr robutt never gets a second date? Because he always nuts and bolts.
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