Danny DeVito and virginity

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Barry Vertigo Jun 2, 2021

If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?
₳Ⱡ₥ł₲Ⱨ₮Ɏ ĐØⱠⱠ₳Ɽ Jun 2, 2021

Watch for sure because it wouldn’t involve anyone being inside me. What an odd thing to wonder about.
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Jun 2, 2021

As Frank Reynolds, Louis De Palma or the Penguin?
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Jun 2, 2021

I mean I’d love to watch Danny Devito and I lose our virginity to each other.

Sounds like a win win.
Shyt Talker Jun 2, 2021

Basically you’re giving us the choice of screwing danny devito or watching? Not seeing a favorable outcome with either choice LMAO
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Jun 2, 2021

ⲋⲏⲩⲧ ⲦⲇⳐⲕⲉⲅ wrote:
Basically you’re giving us the choice of screwing danny devito or watching? Not seeing a favorable outcome with either choice LMAO

It’s very favorable wtf you talking about
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jun 2, 2021

Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

Lose my virginity to Danny. After that my wife gaining 75 lbs after we got married wouldn’t seem so bad.
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Jun 2, 2021

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

Lose my virginity to Danny. After that my wife gaining 75 lbs after we got married wouldn’t seem so bad.
Get her on a caloric deficit brother.
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jun 2, 2021

𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

Lose my virginity to Danny. After that my wife gaining 75 lbs after we got married wouldn’t seem so bad.
Get her on a caloric deficit brother.
Man I know all about that. Then she sneaks Dr Pepper and candy 😂
✌︎𝙺𝙰𝙻𝙸♡𝙱𝙾𝚃✌︎ Jun 3, 2021

℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

Lose my virginity to Danny. After that my wife gaining 75 lbs after we got married wouldn’t seem so bad.
Get her on a caloric deficit brother.
Man I know all about that. Then she sneaks Dr Pepper and candy 😂
Me... staring at my handful of candy and Dr Pepper😳 🤷‍♀️😂😂
𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ Jun 3, 2021

Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

I'll fuck devito. That would be a fun story.
☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ Jun 3, 2021

Danny DeVito is a sex symbol. I’ve been telling everyone this for years
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jun 3, 2021

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝒾 wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ wrote:
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:
Bam pot wrote:
If you had to chose one of the following, would you prefer to:

1) watch Danny DeVito lose his virginity

Or

2) lose you virginity to Danny DeVito?

Lose my virginity to Danny. After that my wife gaining 75 lbs after we got married wouldn’t seem so bad.
Get her on a caloric deficit brother.
Man I know all about that. Then she sneaks Dr Pepper and candy 😂
Me... staring at my handful of candy and Dr Pepper😳 🤷‍♀️😂😂
😂
TΛLLY Jun 4, 2021

☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ wrote:
Danny DeVito is a sex symbol. I’ve been telling everyone this for years

At 76 years of age he probably can't get it up anyhow 🙄
Ewwwwww yuck. 🤮
Barry Vertigo Jun 4, 2021

TΛLLY wrote:
☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ wrote:
Danny DeVito is a sex symbol. I’ve been telling everyone this for years

At 76 years of age he probably can't get it up anyhow 🙄
Ewwwwww yuck. 🤮
I reckon I could pump him as long as he didn’t enjoy it. Not in a rapey way but in a lying there and showing no emotion kind of way.
TΛLLY Jun 4, 2021

Bam pot wrote:
TΛLLY wrote:
☠︎︎丂卄乇乇几☠︎︎ wrote:
Danny DeVito is a sex symbol. I’ve been telling everyone this for years

At 76 years of age he probably can't get it up anyhow 🙄
Ewwwwww yuck. 🤮
I reckon I could pump him as long as he didn’t enjoy it. Not in a rapey way but in a lying there and showing no emotion kind of way.
😂😂
Too funny. Haha just lying there? You might have to check his pulse every so often. 😉
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Jun 4, 2021

This is giving me Deliverance vibes now.