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• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 10, 2021

  Why? Because why the fuck not. Post your shit here, if Nick doesnt like it he can take it down 🤣
• Lord R. Rahl Mar 11, 2021

  I heard there is an Turf Wars account for sale. It has a dismal 2300 mob and a low turf count😁
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 11, 2021

  Lord R. Rahl wrote:

  I heard there is an Turf Wars account for sale. It has a dismal 2300 mob and a low turf count😁
  

  Sorry bud, I've had this account since September 25, 2009, and I reset a few years back 🤣👌
• ༦ᵑᴋͦᴀͫƞͣᴜͩᴄᴋs༤ Mar 11, 2021

  I am trying to sell my 2017 Lamborghini Gallardo if anyone is interested
• ༦ᵑ૮ͦɦͫαͣтͩт༤ Mar 11, 2021

  Lord R. Rahl wrote:

  I heard there is an Turf Wars account for sale. It has a dismal 2300 mob and a low turf count😁
  

  If you’re looking to buy an account, talk to POPEYE. He was looking to sell his a few days ago.
• ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Mar 11, 2021

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
• 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Tf did I just read? 😂
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  What in the fuck....🤔
• Ⲧ𝜦𝐺⌖UͣRͩIͩTᵸᶳ Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Bofadeez the horny? I thought not. It's not a story the Chinese would tell you.
• ༦ᵑ૮ͦɦͫαͣтͩт༤ Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Top tier shit post.
  Fairly sexual. Very unexpected. Just specific enough to make you consider it being real.
  Well done.
• 📡 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 📡 Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Know that feel. ⚡️
• 〓∞Persephone∞〓 Mar 11, 2021

  No such thing as a gently used plug, buyer beware.
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Do you have a triple sided dildo too? 🤣🤣🤣
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 11, 2021

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Do you have a triple sided dildo too? 🤣🤣🤣
• 𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ Mar 12, 2021

  I've got a canvas painting of a goat in a Victorian-era dress. I won't part with it for less than 2500dp. Serious inquiries only. Thank you.
• 💔💀Wolf💀💔 Mar 12, 2021

  𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ wrote:

  I've got a canvas painting of a goat in a Victorian-era dress. I won't part with it for less than 2500dp. Serious inquiries only. Thank you.
  

  2250 is the best I can do
• 𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ Mar 12, 2021

  💔💀Wolf💀💔 wrote:

  𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂~οͣнͩκͩ wrote:

  I've got a canvas painting of a goat in a Victorian-era dress. I won't part with it for less than 2500dp. Serious inquiries only. Thank you.
  

  2250 is the best I can do

  Peasant
• ☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ Mar 12, 2021

  ⌖↻ԋ♺ᖶᖶ⇟☈ᖶσ↯ᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Top tier shit post.
  Fairly sexual. Very unexpected. Just specific enough to make you consider it being real.
  Well done.

  Oh I believe him
• ＭＥＧＡＫＵＳＨ Mar 12, 2021

  ⌖↻ԋ♺ᖶᖶ⇟☈ᖶσ↯ᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Top tier shit post.
  Fairly sexual. Very unexpected. Just specific enough to make you consider it being real.
  Well done.

  They are real. But you could get a brand new one cheaper. And his was definitely not gently used.
• ⛧𝔖𝔞Ϯ𝔞𝔫ᵪͣᵥͩᵢͩ⛧ Mar 13, 2021

  ⌖↻ԋ♺ᖶᖶ⇟☈ᖶσ↯ᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:

  Lord R. Rahl wrote:

  I heard there is an Turf Wars account for sale. It has a dismal 2300 mob and a low turf count😁
  

  If you’re looking to buy an account, talk to POPEYE. He was looking to sell his a few days ago.
• ☦︎︎𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑬𝑹☦︎︎ɪɴᴄ Mar 14, 2021

  KUSH4AMERICA🇺🇸 wrote:

  ⌖↻ԋ♺ᖶᖶ⇟☈ᖶσ↯ᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:

  ℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 wrote:

  I have a gently used swarovski crystal butt plug. $297.14 or best offer.

  Also this reminds me I Bought some cheap ass sex toys from the ali baba app and they came from China. Got an unexpected (but not unpleasureable) jolt of electricity from a device that wasn’t supposed to do that 😂
  

  Top tier shit post.
  Fairly sexual. Very unexpected. Just specific enough to make you consider it being real.
  Well done.

  They are real. But you could get a brand new one cheaper. And his was definitely not gently used.

  Mostly used on BAIC members
• Chucky Pancamο Mar 15, 2021

  ⌖↻ԋ♺ᖶᖶ⇟☈ᖶσ↯ᵸᶳ⌖ wrote:

  Lord R. Rahl wrote:

  I heard there is an Turf Wars account for sale. It has a dismal 2300 mob and a low turf count😁
  

  If you’re looking to buy an account, talk to POPEYE. He was looking to sell his a few days ago.

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