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ÄPÅÛL Nov 21, 2010

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Leprechaun Nov 21, 2010

Just read Glmans thread.
Peepers Nov 21, 2010

Just chased a mouse through the house at 1 am
O-Dogg Nov 21, 2010

A few days ago a buddy was joking saying how I can't stay with just one girl and how I have kids I don't know about

today I bumped into and ex.. She was holding a baby boy and some randmm lady said "wow he looks just like u"...

Funny isn't it?
IIIXstress Nov 21, 2010

Leprechaun wrote:
Just read Glmans thread.

LMFAO!
Primo Loco Nov 21, 2010

theres this cat that hangs around my bro's and my house, i was outside a few nights ago talkin on the phone sittin on the cement wall that we have bordering our yards, this cat never bit me or scratched me, she was purring n rubbing her head against me then she bit my forearm (didnt break the skin much but tried to grab my arm basicly) i jumped surprised this dam cat did that to me n while lookin at my arm THE STUPID PUSSY DID IT TO ME AGAIN XO so i shoved the dam cat off the wall n it was just meowing at me -.-
james87 Nov 21, 2010

Primo Loco wrote:
theres this cat that hangs around my bro's and my house, i was outside a few nights ago talkin on the phone sittin on the cement wall that we have bordering our yards, this cat never bit me or scratched me, she was purring n rubbing her head against me then she bit my forearm (didnt break the skin much but tried to grab my arm basicly) i jumped surprised this dam cat did that to me n while lookin at my arm THE STUPID PUSSY DID IT TO ME AGAIN XO so i shoved the dam cat off the wall n it was just meowing at me -.-

Lol!
BellaItaliana Nov 21, 2010

Primo Loco wrote:
theres this cat that hangs around my bro's and my house, i was outside a few nights ago talkin on the phone sittin on the cement wall that we have bordering our yards, this cat never bit me or scratched me, she was purring n rubbing her head against me then she bit my forearm (didnt break the skin much but tried to grab my arm basicly) i jumped surprised this dam cat did that to me n while lookin at my arm THE STUPID PUSSY DID IT TO ME AGAIN XO so i shoved the dam cat off the wall n it was just meowing at me -.-

Hmm..I was watching this documentary...did you know stray cats are huge carriers of HIV?
glman Nov 21, 2010

Ravager wrote:
Leprechaun wrote:
Just read Glmans thread.

LMFAO!
I'm glad you think thats funny ravager
Grimjaow Nov 21, 2010

Peepers wrote:
Just chased a mouse through the house at 1 am

lol epic
Schmidty Nov 21, 2010

glman wrote:
Ravager wrote:
Leprechaun wrote:
Just read Glmans thread.

LMFAO!
I'm glad you think thats funny ravager
I'm glad u didn't leave glman.
Schmidty Nov 21, 2010

My brothers German shepherd died at home. He loved her sooo much! He invited some of his boys over and had a few beers and since he didn't have the money to bring her body for cremation(you're not allowed to bury animals where we live) they decided to go across the street to bury her. Put her in plastic bag, waited till dark, took shovels and went to bury her. Someone saw and they called the cops. They heard the sirens, ran back to his apt., with the dog and locked the door. Police sent a swat team, and surrounded the building. My brother and friends were sure they were gonna get shot. The cops ended up breaking down the door, they all were up against the wall with their hands up and to try to make this shorter, the cops felt so bad they took up a collection and it was enough to have the dog buried in a pet cemetery . There's still decency in this world I guess. Sorry about the lenghth of post!
ÄPÅÛL Nov 21, 2010

Ahahhahhahahahha lol
O-Dogg Nov 21, 2010

BellaItaliana wrote:
Primo Loco wrote:
theres this cat that hangs around my bro's and my house, i was outside a few nights ago talkin on the phone sittin on the cement wall that we have bordering our yards, this cat never bit me or scratched me, she was purring n rubbing her head against me then she bit my forearm (didnt break the skin much but tried to grab my arm basicly) i jumped surprised this dam cat did that to me n while lookin at my arm THE STUPID PUSSY DID IT TO ME AGAIN XO so i shoved the dam cat off the wall n it was just meowing at me -.-

Hmm..I was watching this documentary...did you know stray cats are huge carriers of HIV?
in the claws I believe
Primo Loco Nov 21, 2010

O-Dogg wrote:
BellaItaliana wrote:

Primo Loco wrote:

theres this cat that hangs around my bro's and my house, i was outside a few nights ago talkin on the phone sittin on the cement wall that we have bordering our yards, this cat never bit me or scratched me, she was purring n rubbing her head against me then she bit my forearm (didnt break the skin much but tried to grab my arm basicly) i jumped surprised this dam cat did that to me n while lookin at my arm THE STUPID PUSSY DID IT TO ME AGAIN XO so i shoved the dam cat off the wall n it was just meowing at me -.-

Hmm..I was watching this documentary...did you know stray cats are huge carriers of HIV?
in the claws I believe
plz dont ever tell me that bella
and the cat isnt a stray anyways, the owners live behind my house but the dam cat always comes over here -.-
Primo Loco Nov 21, 2010

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my dogs are layin on this big pillow that they sleep on and for some reason i thought itll be funny to jump outta no where n scare em (it was) but unfortunately one of my dogs had snapped at me n got me on the cheek X(