A ham sandwich

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BigAl! Jun 10, 2020

A ham sandwich walks into a bar to order a drink. The bartender says "Sorry. We don't serve food in this establishment. "
𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐜𝐨𝐞♞ Jun 10, 2020

Made my day
DC ONE Jun 12, 2020

A dyslexic man walks into a bra
the english Jun 13, 2020

Man walked into a bar...said “ouch”
DC ONE Jun 13, 2020

Man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. Barman says im not serving him hes a complete cyclepath lol
the english Jun 13, 2020

A man walks into a bar....lucky bastard.
ΛĐĐ 𝚃𝟺𝟿 Jun 13, 2020

So a blind man walks into a bar, a bus stop and a fence
the english Jun 13, 2020

A man walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says, "Hey pal, don't start anything in here.
Coolio Jun 13, 2020

the english wrote:
A man walks into a bar....lucky bastard.

🍻👍🏼
Brown🎵Note Jun 13, 2020

A TCP broadcast packet with a malformed header walks into every bar on the street, but the bouncer spots his fake ID and drops him every time.
K1ngK0ng Jun 13, 2020

Brown🎵Note wrote:
A TCP broadcast packet with a malformed header walks into every bar on the street, but the bouncer spots his fake ID and drops him every time.

Protocol is important, how you present yourself is what determines entry
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Jun 14, 2020

Brown🎵Note wrote:
A TCP broadcast packet with a malformed header walks into every bar on the street, but the bouncer spots his fake ID and drops him every time.

😂😂😂😂
⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ Jun 14, 2020

A Wife Sends Her Software Engineer Husband to the Store
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy a gallon of milk. And if they have eggs, get a dozen!"

Later, the husband comes back with twelve gallons of milk. The wife asks him why he bought twelve gallons of milk and he replied, "They had eggs."
BigAl! Jun 22, 2020

A fish swam into a concrete wall... said "dam."
BigAl! Jun 22, 2020

⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
A Wife Sends Her Software Engineer Husband to the Store
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy a gallon of milk. And if they have eggs, get a dozen!"

Later, the husband comes back with twelve gallons of milk. The wife asks him why he bought twelve gallons of milk and he replied, "They had eggs."

I'm thinking he should have gotten a total of 13 gallons. One gallon AND one dozen.
yomama1064 Jun 23, 2020

BigAl! wrote:
⌖🔥Groucho🔥⌖ wrote:
A Wife Sends Her Software Engineer Husband to the Store
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy a gallon of milk. And if they have eggs, get a dozen!"

Later, the husband comes back with twelve gallons of milk. The wife asks him why he bought twelve gallons of milk and he replied, "They had eggs."

I'm thinking he should have gotten a total of 13 gallons. One gallon AND one dozen.
fun fact, 1 AND 12 = 12 in javascript
BigAl! Jun 23, 2020

Next time, his wife should just go to the store herself.