Who's a doctor??
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  I'm sure I remember a doctor on the forums saying he could help with health stuff? Anyone remember his name? Is it You (point emoji)? 
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  Nope its him 👇 
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  I'm not a doctor but what's up? If it's serious close turf wars and dial 911, 999 or 112!!! 
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  It's not me👆 
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  It's not serious. It's just something I can't find information about on the Internet. I thought I'd take up the kind doctors offer of free advice rather than take up a slot in with my local gp who will just tell me what I know. 
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  Ahhhh...does it burn when you pee? Lol! Good luck with your search!!! 
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  if it lasts longer than four hours, please go to your local ER immediately. 
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  James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: Haha, I laughedI'm not a doctor but what's up? If it's serious close turf wars and dial 911, 999 or 112!!! 
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  Its not an immediate threat to my life. More of an on going problem that good ol' google can't help me with. I'm just bein lazy and should join a medical forum. 
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  Get well soon!! 
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  Have u been nobbing the local slappnutts bareback lol u should have strapped up ha ha 
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  mr joble wrote: No. Your mum insists on using protection.Have u been nobbing the local slappnutts bareback lol u should have strapped up ha ha 
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  James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: But it must be! The forum says you are!It's not me👆 
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  !add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote: Damm it...😷 bend over please...👉🙇James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: But it must be! The forum says you are!It's not me👆 
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  James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Im not the patient here! Shover ur finger up matty two thumbs ass! XD!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote: Damm it...😷 bend over please...👉🙇James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: But it must be! The forum says you are!It's not me👆 
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  !add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote: Whoops my bad...I hope you've got medical insurance as I'm not 'totally qualified'James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Im not the patient here! Shover ur finger up matty two thumbs ass! XD!add CHEAT🌇🌊3 wrote: Damm it...😷 bend over please...👉🙇James87♏🅿🅰 wrote: But it must be! The forum says you are!It's not me👆 
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  OTB, can you help? This sounds like a thumb problem and maybe he has an extra one for you :) Seriously though, take what you read online with a grain of salt...unless you go to a site like mayo that actually has a ton of good info on it. Then depending on what your problem is, see both a GP as well as a surgeon...you will get different answers that way and can make a better choice. Take care! 
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  matty two thumb wrote: Mum is the best u can come up with lol go see a gp mate u could have worts too !mr joble wrote: No. Your mum insists on using protection.Have u been nobbing the local slappnutts bareback lol u should have strapped up ha ha 
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  Ask speedoctor 
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  mr joble wrote: What relation should I have used? Sister? Wife? Dad? All the same end result in the joble household. Riddled.matty two thumb wrote: Mum is the best u can come up with lol go see a gp mate u could have worts too !mr joble wrote: No. Your mum insists on using protection.Have u been nobbing the local slappnutts bareback lol u should have strapped up ha ha 
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  depends how much money you haveUSA specific,UK is heading back that way,"how the other half live" 
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  can you smell the lambs? 
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  Grimjaow wrote: +1Ask speedoctor 
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  Leprechaun wrote: I'll try it in the am. Cheers.Grimjaow wrote: +1Ask speedoctor 
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