Hypothetical 2.0 Nick wins the lotto

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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Jan 31, 2020

The year is 2020 and that damn powerball is up over a billion again. Who hits it? None other than your fearless leader Nick.

Nicks feeling mighty fine and loves us all so he comes floating to the forum. He writes:

Dear loving turf war family. Now that I hit the lotto this game will go on indefinitely. However, I feel bad about how much money I have made off you poor shlubs over the years.

So here’s my offer. If you want back every dime you’ve ever spent all you have to do is agree to have me freeze your account forever (don’t want to reset you and f*ck up those islands for alliance members), any new accounts you create will be frozen as well.

So...... you getting a check and running away or staying? Ready..... go.
ℒꙩຣཇя Jan 31, 2020

I’ll take my check lol
ℱᵃƖ🐝Ɩᵃʗყ Feb 2, 2020

Cheque please
◾️〓 ℂ𝔼𝕆 〓◾️ Feb 2, 2020

Nope, keep the 7k and I keep rocking out.... if I felt bad about spending it, I wouldn’t have spent it to begin with.

Bet TC would all take that check tho. Them ninja’s hurting... BAD
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Feb 2, 2020

Just this account I would probably keep playing. All accounts I’ve ever had I would take a check
🌲Ҫᒫᛨ൬ᙪ⛏F℧꒖gΔL🍄 Feb 3, 2020

〓 ℂ𝔼𝕆 〓 wrote:
Nope, keep the 7k and I keep rocking out.... if I felt bad about spending it, I wouldn’t have spent it to begin with.

Agreed. We all made a decision to purchase them in the first place. So obviously we perceived the value of Nick's product to be more than the coin we dropped at the time.
--- Now if someone told my wife I had a choice to get money back or play, she would undoubtedly overrun my position and swiftly cash that check.
Coalheart Feb 11, 2020

Check please.
yomama1064 Feb 11, 2020

if nick won the lottery, first thing he would do is turn off the servers 😂