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xLittyxPablo🔥x Feb 26, 2020

Mystery wrote:
*fluids

I like you already man 👌🏼
Ꭱ3V Feb 26, 2020

Mystery wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Florida sees you on corona virus, west Nile, swine flu, and raises you Florida Man, Everglades filled with giant snakes, and face eating bath salt zombies. Though I suppose technically bath salt guy and Florida man are one and the same.
You’ll have to do better than measly viruses to best Florida man.

😂 You win! We just cannot beat you on Florida man.
I’m not even from Florida but Cali takes a close run at the title on worst states right about now. We’re contenders with out of control wildfires, streets covered in human shit, multiple coronavirus quarantine locations, just to start. Yayyy come on to Cali for a good time 😂
Mystery Feb 26, 2020

༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Mystery wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Florida sees you on corona virus, west Nile, swine flu, and raises you Florida Man, Everglades filled with giant snakes, and face eating bath salt zombies. Though I suppose technically bath salt guy and Florida man are one and the same.
You’ll have to do better than measly viruses to best Florida man.

😂 You win! We just cannot beat you on Florida man.
I’m not even from Florida but Cali takes a close run at the title on worst states right about now. We’re contenders with out of control wildfires, streets covered in human shit, multiple coronavirus quarantine locations, just to start. Yayyy come on to Cali for a good time 😂
Streets covered in human 💩? Why do you have that? 😳
@Pablo, I’m a woman & those aren’t the fluids I meant. Get your head out of the gutter! 😝
Ꭱ3V Feb 26, 2020

Mystery wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Mystery wrote:
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀ☠༻ wrote:
Florida sees you on corona virus, west Nile, swine flu, and raises you Florida Man, Everglades filled with giant snakes, and face eating bath salt zombies. Though I suppose technically bath salt guy and Florida man are one and the same.
You’ll have to do better than measly viruses to best Florida man.

😂 You win! We just cannot beat you on Florida man.
I’m not even from Florida but Cali takesn
Streets covered in human 💩? Why do you have that? 😳
@Pablo, I’m a woman & those aren’t the fluids I meant. Get your head out of the gutter! 😝

Homelessness in LA and the Bay Area is at epidemic heights. They literally just shit right on the sidewalks and in the street.
Ꭱ3V Feb 26, 2020

https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-woman-being-accused-zipping-172120141.html

And Florida woman for the win 😳
Mystery Feb 26, 2020

Well the homelessness epidemic is sad. Idk what else to say about that.

And Florida woman, wow, there are just so many things wrong with that.
Brown🎵Note Feb 28, 2020

Regular flu killed approximately 61,000 in the winter of 2017-2018; just in the United States.

4 million people died in the US in the last year of heart attacks.

Somebody tell the 24 hour news cycle. I think we need additional hysteria.

“Don’t worry about it! It’s only gonna kill the weak! Take your vitamins; put on a sweater; you’re gonna be fine!”

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