Nine phrases to be careful of
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Nine phrases used by women and what they mean
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(Cool Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Im a woman and id just like to say:
FINE, GO AHEAD *LOUD SIGH* you have FIVE MINUTES, actually DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, THANKS ALOT.
COOL WHATEVER.
hahaha i was gonna put them all in one sentence but couldnt be bothered lol!
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Pyroarcher 🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Im a woman and id just like to say:
FINE, GO AHEAD *LOUD SIGH* you have FIVE MINUTES, actually DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, THANKS ALOT.
COOL WHATEVER.
hahaha i was gonna put them all in one sentence but couldnt be bothered lol!
LOL +1
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+1 😝
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Holy shit i get the nothing alot. Im like whats wrong and shes like nothing and like wtf and then we argue cuz i gett so pissed when "nothing" is said
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Scarily accurate.
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Lmfao!!!
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Lol i get alot of them but she camt stay in a mood with me about anything and she hates it, but i love it hahaha
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Scarily accurate.
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I like the conversation!
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U forgot the phrases like:
Oh....really! (high voice) meaning like u testing us and see war happens after!
Say it again, I didn't hear you!(wit a face as if she is confused)....meaning she did hear u but just wanna hear if u would repeat wat u just said so she might slap u. So back up or put ur arms unto block urself.
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+1 Lmao so ture!
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Oh my god! So true in my life!
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I must add that in real life I don't use the term cool whatever, instead I say "fine whatever" which basically means "if u don't fix this, I'd start picking out your coffin now" lol!
And it's ok= "your just lucky their are too many witnesses around"
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(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
This one could go either way.. Like if she said "go ahead put it near there again" that could result a punch in the eye socket! But a "go ahead walk away and watch" that could result with u walkin away and her chasing you! I choose to walk away 😉..
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Pyroarcher 🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
ill just go curl up in the corner and die now. 😺Im a woman and id just like to say:
FINE, GO AHEAD *LOUD SIGH* you have FIVE MINUTES, actually DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT, THANKS ALOT.
COOL WHATEVER.
hahaha i was gonna put them all in one sentence but couldnt be bothered lol!
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I just died laughing. Hahaha :)
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Pyroarcher 🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
lol exactlyI must add that in real life I don't use the term cool whatever, instead I say "fine whatever" which basically means "if u don't fix this, I'd start picking out your coffin now" lol!
And it's ok= "your just lucky their are too many witnesses around"
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'What it really means' :
‘I'm going fishing.’ Really means... ‘I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.’
‘I missed you.’ Really means.... ‘I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper.’
‘Uh huh,’ ‘Sure, honey,’ or ‘Yes, dear.’ Really mean.... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.
‘I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind.’ Really means.... ‘I was wondering if that red-head over there is wearing a bra.’
‘Have you lost weight?’ Really means.... ‘I've just spent our last $30 on a cordless drill.’
‘Take a break, honey, you're working too hard.’ Really means.... ‘I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.’
‘What did I do this time?’ Really means.... ‘What did you catch me at?’
‘Let's take your car.’ Really means.... ‘Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.’ -
CoastKiller wrote:
Ya man! Definantly not fkae!+1 Lmao so ture!
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