The IRS decides to audit 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖

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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 29, 2019

and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖. "How about a demonstration?"
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 29, 2019

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
Now the auditor can tell 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 isn't blind, so he takes the bet. 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and piss into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 29, 2019

🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 stands on top of the desk and unzips his pants and proceeds to piss all over the auditors desk and papers.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 ‘s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!"
Brown🎵Note Oct 29, 2019

Desperado. Because we piss in it. And that’s not all.
Old Azz Santos Oct 29, 2019

No read engrish
◾️〓🇦🇷𝐓𝐎𝐌🇦🇷〓◾️ Oct 29, 2019

Lol 😂 dino 🤣
𐌀𐌃𐌃 𐌕𐌄𐌕𐌐𐌀 Oct 29, 2019

🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣🤣
𐌀𐌃𐌃 𐌕𐌄𐌕𐌐𐌀 Nov 2, 2019

Tell me another story, Sensual
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Nov 2, 2019

2 whales, 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 & 👁‍🗨𝙈𝙧.𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩👁‍🗨™ were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. 👁‍🗨𝙈𝙧.𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩👁‍🗨™
recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. 👁‍🗨𝙈𝙧.𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩👁‍🗨™ was enraged that they were going to get away and suggested to 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, 👁‍🗨𝙈𝙧.𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙤𝙩👁‍🗨™ realized 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," said 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
◾️〓🇦🇷𝐓𝐎𝐌🇦🇷〓◾️ Nov 2, 2019

I’m dead 🤣😂
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Nov 2, 2019

👍 A+
MΛŁłϾΞ Nov 2, 2019

Lol
🍄Head Thumper🍄 Nov 2, 2019

😂😂😂
𐌀𐌃𐌃 𐌕𐌄𐌕𐌐𐌀 Nov 3, 2019

Good read 🤣
WackoWillem Dec 4, 2019

I need more stories
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Dec 4, 2019

Where ru now saba? 🤣🤣🤣
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Dec 4, 2019

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Dec 4, 2019

U put that stupid foot down ur throt and u disappeared lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 4, 2019

🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 walks into a bar, takes a seat and orders a double shot of tequila. After a few rounds, the bartender notices the rather large box on the floor beside him with a cloth covering it. The bartender asks 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 what’s in the box. 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 leans in close to the bartender and says, that’s my livelihood, reaches down and removes the cover revealing an extremely agitated wolverine. The bartender takes a step back at the sight of the animal and says, buddy, you can’t keep that in here. The board of health will close is down.
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 says that’s fine, I’ll be on my way after I finish my last double. The bartender agrees seeing no harm in a few more minutes.
After a few minutes, the bartender comes back over to 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖and says, you mentioned that this is your livelihood, does he do tricks, do you charge to see him like a side shoe, how do you earn a living from a caged wolverine?
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 4, 2019

🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 says, I‘m known throughout the world as the toughest man alive. As you can imagine, with a reputation like that, there are often challenges to that claim. This wolverine provides me the opportunity to both prove my claim and make some money against those that challenge me.
The bartender is hooked at this point and says, ok prove it to me.
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 looks at the bartender and says, I’ll show you how the wolverine factors into the puzzle but if you agree I’m the toughest man alive after my demonstration, you owe me $500. If you disagree with my claim, you owe me nothing.
Feeling as he has nothing to lose, the bartender says sure, you’ve got yourself a deal.
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 pounds his last shot, stands up kicks the cage a few times, unzips his pants and shoves his 🍆 into the cage. The wolverine latches onto it instantly and starts gnawing and thrashing. The bartender is astonished at what he is watching and a crowd starts to gather noticing all the commotion.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Dec 4, 2019

After 30 seconds of carnage,
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 takes a stick he’s been carrying and jabs the wolverine squarely between the eyes. The wolverine, stunned, released his grip and whimpers off into a corner of the cage. The bartender, both horrified and amazed, tells 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 that it was the most amazing demonstration of toughness he has ever witnessed and happily hands over the $500. 🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖 then turns and looks at the crowd and says, is there any others who wish to take the challenge and give it a shot? The crowd breaks into a quiet murmur but no one speaks up. Finally 〓🥶ICΞMΛИ🥶〓speaks up and says, I’m up for the challenge! The crowd starts to clamor as 〓🥶ICΞMΛИ🥶〓 makes his way through the crowd. As he reaches
🦕Ѵ𝘐𝑆𝘌𝑅𝖨𝘖 ℕ🦖, he says, I’m up for the challenge but have one request. When you’re all done and ready to stop, please don’t poke me between the eyes with the stick. That looks like it hurts.
𐌀𐌃𐌃 𐌕𐌄𐌕𐌐𐌀 Dec 5, 2019

Hahaha
🍄Head Thumper🍄 Dec 5, 2019

😂 Saba and his stories
🌲Ҫᒫᛨ൬ᙪ⛏F℧꒖gΔL🍄 Dec 5, 2019

I personally look forward to Saba's witty posts and snarky(but funny) responses. Many of us (myself included) take this game too seriously at times. Saba brings it back down to planet Earth with his 'mindfucks' as he calls them. Maybe 'dumbing down' a touch would help on the long term😂... I think a majority of your audience leaves with permanently puckered assholes. I doubt u care😂. Anyways..Keep em coming Scumbag Finder! 👊🏽 I enjoy
👊🏻JOHNSON MOB👊🏻 Dec 6, 2019

Saba only has stoopid posts these days as his turfs are diminishing fast.
That’s what happens when you try to chase noobs out of the game.
I will be here on your return to the game Saba 💥👊🏻💥.
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Dec 8, 2019

😂😂😂😂😂
𐌀𐌃𐌃 𐌕𐌄𐌕𐌐𐌀 Dec 12, 2019

🇦🇷∴PREDATOR∴🇦🇷 wrote:
Saba only has stoopid posts these days as his turfs are diminishing fast.
That’s what happens when you try to chase noobs out of the game.
I will be here on your return to the game Saba 💥👊🏻💥.

😨😨😨😨
😡ཀͣ@ͩᙃͩᎠཛᏤɪꪶ🍄 Dec 12, 2019

Saba is just that Saba, most cannot say that about them self. So swallow dat Chit
👊🏻JOHNSON MOB👊🏻 Dec 14, 2019

Well I’ve decided that Saba is the most stoopid player I’ve ever come across.
That’s all 😎.