The IRS decides to audit ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ
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and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."
"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ. "How about a demonstration?" -
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."
The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
Now the auditor can tell ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ isn't blind, so he takes the bet. ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆโs attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
"Want to go double or nothing?" ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and piss into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. -
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ stands on top of the desk and unzips his pants and proceeds to piss all over the auditors desk and papers.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ โs own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.
"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!" -
Desperado. Because we piss in it. And thatโs not all.
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No read engrish
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Lol ๐ dino ๐คฃ
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Tell me another story, Sensual
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2 whales, ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ & ๐โ๐จ๐๐ง.๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉ๐โ๐จโข were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. ๐โ๐จ๐๐ง.๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉ๐โ๐จโข
recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. ๐โ๐จ๐๐ง.๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉ๐โ๐จโข was enraged that they were going to get away and suggested to ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, ๐โ๐จ๐๐ง.๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ฉ๐โ๐จโข realized ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," said ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen. -
Iโm dead ๐คฃ๐
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Lol
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Good read ๐คฃ
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I need more stories
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Where ru now saba? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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U put that stupid foot down ur throt and u disappeared lmfao ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ walks into a bar, takes a seat and orders a double shot of tequila. After a few rounds, the bartender notices the rather large box on the floor beside him with a cloth covering it. The bartender asks ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ whatโs in the box. ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ leans in close to the bartender and says, thatโs my livelihood, reaches down and removes the cover revealing an extremely agitated wolverine. The bartender takes a step back at the sight of the animal and says, buddy, you canโt keep that in here. The board of health will close is down.
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ says thatโs fine, Iโll be on my way after I finish my last double. The bartender agrees seeing no harm in a few more minutes.
After a few minutes, the bartender comes back over to ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆand says, you mentioned that this is your livelihood, does he do tricks, do you charge to see him like a side shoe, how do you earn a living from a caged wolverine? -
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ says, Iโm known throughout the world as the toughest man alive. As you can imagine, with a reputation like that, there are often challenges to that claim. This wolverine provides me the opportunity to both prove my claim and make some money against those that challenge me.
The bartender is hooked at this point and says, ok prove it to me.
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ looks at the bartender and says, Iโll show you how the wolverine factors into the puzzle but if you agree Iโm the toughest man alive after my demonstration, you owe me $500. If you disagree with my claim, you owe me nothing.
Feeling as he has nothing to lose, the bartender says sure, youโve got yourself a deal.
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ pounds his last shot, stands up kicks the cage a few times, unzips his pants and shoves his ๐ into the cage. The wolverine latches onto it instantly and starts gnawing and thrashing. The bartender is astonished at what he is watching and a crowd starts to gather noticing all the commotion. -
After 30 seconds of carnage,
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ takes a stick heโs been carrying and jabs the wolverine squarely between the eyes. The wolverine, stunned, released his grip and whimpers off into a corner of the cage. The bartender, both horrified and amazed, tells ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ that it was the most amazing demonstration of toughness he has ever witnessed and happily hands over the $500. ๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ then turns and looks at the crowd and says, is there any others who wish to take the challenge and give it a shot? The crowd breaks into a quiet murmur but no one speaks up. Finally ใ๐ฅถICฮMฮะ๐ฅถใspeaks up and says, Iโm up for the challenge! The crowd starts to clamor as ใ๐ฅถICฮMฮะ๐ฅถใ makes his way through the crowd. As he reaches
๐ฆัด๐๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ โ๐ฆ, he says, Iโm up for the challenge but have one request. When youโre all done and ready to stop, please donโt poke me between the eyes with the stick. That looks like it hurts. -
Hahaha
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๐ Saba and his stories
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I personally look forward to Saba's witty posts and snarky(but funny) responses. Many of us (myself included) take this game too seriously at times. Saba brings it back down to planet Earth with his 'mindfucks' as he calls them. Maybe 'dumbing down' a touch would help on the long term๐... I think a majority of your audience leaves with permanently puckered assholes. I doubt u care๐. Anyways..Keep em coming Scumbag Finder! ๐๐ฝ I enjoy
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Saba only has stoopid posts these days as his turfs are diminishing fast.
Thatโs what happens when you try to chase noobs out of the game.
I will be here on your return to the game Saba ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฅ. -
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๐ฆ๐ทโดPREDATORโด๐ฆ๐ท wrote:
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จSaba only has stoopid posts these days as his turfs are diminishing fast.
Thatโs what happens when you try to chase noobs out of the game.
I will be here on your return to the game Saba ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐ฅ. -
Saba is just that Saba, most cannot say that about them self. So swallow dat Chit
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Well Iโve decided that Saba is the most stoopid player Iโve ever come across.
Thatโs all ๐.
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