Tell me how to join your clan

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(GMONEY) Oct 23, 2019

What are the instructions, please?
BellaItaliana Oct 23, 2019

Tell me how to join your clam.
🐑Turf💔Warrior🐑 Oct 23, 2019

Tell me how to join your slam
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 23, 2019

Tell me how to join your stam
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Oct 23, 2019

Tell me how to join your stan.
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Oct 23, 2019

BellaItaliana wrote:
Tell me how to join your clam.

Platitude and foreplay?
Mickey McFly Oct 23, 2019

This reminds me of green eggs and ham.
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Oct 23, 2019

But an axe and bring it with you. From where you are-Take a left, go 3 blocks and hang a right. Go about 1/3 of the way until you see a brown door. Don’t knock, just walk in and say “Here’s Johnny”. From there you will be introduced to your new family members
◾️〓🇦🇷𝐓𝐎𝐌🇦🇷〓◾️ Oct 23, 2019

Persephone wrote:
But an axe and bring it with you. From where you are-Take a left, go 3 blocks and hang a right. Go about 1/3 of the way until you see a brown door. Don’t knock, just walk in and say “Here’s Johnny”. From there you will be introduced to your new family members

Lol 😂
RW🍄 Oct 23, 2019

Persephone wrote:
But an axe and bring it with you. From where you are-Take a left, go 3 blocks and hang a right. Go about 1/3 of the way until you see a brown door. Don’t knock, just walk in and say “Here’s Johnny”. From there you will be introduced to your new family members

When they chase you out, and this is the important part shit on the bottom step perpendicular to the angle of the sidewalk, step over the newly minted threshold they’ll have to stop and drop to their knees to get a good whiff to see if you’re worthy of their eldest daughter haggitha. At this opportune moment you must sprint for your life zig zag is high rate of survival for they will have several 22 gauges and if you can get over the wooden fence then you get the family welcome. However if the family bull mounts you, you will be dragged along the family property until they deem you worthy to waste a shell on. Praise be the land of god and welcome to the family.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Oct 24, 2019

When they bull mount you, you will feel an uncomfortable ... “pressure” from behind along with some aggressive thrusting, loud grunting and some perfuse sweating. If there is a chance out of this alive its this. Try to maintain eye contact the entire time, and the more you buck and hollar the better. If done correctly you might earn their respect, or affection. The good ones get sold top dollar to some of their cousins, passed through the rest of the family. You live to be ridden another day.
RW🍄 Oct 24, 2019

★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
When they bull mount you, you will feel an uncomfortable ... “pressure” from behind along with some aggressive thrusting, loud grunting and some perfuse sweating. If there is a chance out of this alive its this. Try to maintain eye contact the entire time, and the more you buck and hollar the better. If done correctly you might earn their respect, or affection. The good ones get sold top dollar to some of their cousins, passed through the rest of the family. You live to be ridden another day.

This is true but getting over the fence still your best option, squealing like a stuffed pig also is a plus.
ℒꙩຣཇя Oct 24, 2019

RW🍄 wrote:
Persephone wrote:
But an axe and bring it with you. From where you are-Take a left, go 3 blocks and hang a right. Go about 1/3 of the way until you see a brown door. Don’t knock, just walk in and say “Here’s Johnny”. From there you will be introduced to your new family members

When they chase you out, and this is the important part shit on the bottom step perpendicular to the angle of the sidewalk, step over the newly minted threshold they’ll have to stop and drop to their knees to get a good whiff to see if you’re worthy of their eldest daughter haggitha. At this opportune moment you must sprint for your life zig zag is high rate of survival for they will have several 22 gauges and if you can get over the wooden fence then you get the family welcome.
What the hell is a 22 gauge?
RW🍄 Oct 24, 2019

༼།༠༦༣༩༽ wrote:
RW🍄 wrote:
Persephone wrote:
But an axe and bring it with you. From where you are-Take a left, go 3 blocks and hang a right. Go about 1/3 of the way until you see a brown door. Don’t knock, just walk in and say “Here’s Johnny”. From there you will be introduced to your new family members

When they chase you out, and this is the important part shit on the bottom step perpendicular to the angle of the sidewalk, step over the newly minted threshold they’ll have to stop and drop to their knees to get a good whiff to see if you’re worthy of their eldest daughter haggitha. At this opportune moment you must sprint for your life zig zag is high rate of survival for they will have several 22 gauges and if you can get over the wooden fence then you get the family welcome.
What the hell is a 22 gauge?
.22 Caliber 🤷🏻‍♂️
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Oct 25, 2019

The game of chess is like a swordfight. You must think before you move.
Ojibwe Oct 25, 2019

⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
The game of chess is like a swordfight. You must think before you move.

Or just bring your 22 gauge.
WackoWillem Oct 25, 2019

Alternatively, you could call your friend Don Kim and tell him to press the three red buttons simultaneously.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Oct 25, 2019

RW🍄 wrote:
★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
When they bull mount you, you will feel an uncomfortable ... “pressure” from behind along with some aggressive thrusting, loud grunting and some perfuse sweating. If there is a chance out of this alive its this. Try to maintain eye contact the entire time, and the more you buck and hollar the better. If done correctly you might earn their respect, or affection. The good ones get sold top dollar to some of their cousins, passed through the rest of the family. You live to be ridden another day.

This is true but getting over the fence still your best option, squealing like a stuffed pig also is a plus.
This is true, after the dust settles theres a moment where they are flaccid and exhausted, but you have to beware of the one they call peanut. Hes got a hair trigger but his reboot time is practically instantaneous. Your asshole will be tub of neapolitan.
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Oct 25, 2019

U CANT 😂
◾️〓ICΞMΛN〓◾️ Oct 25, 2019

I ll cap u thou... let me look thrun u turfs lol tmrw 👍🏻🥃🤪
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Oct 25, 2019

Ojibwe wrote:
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
The game of chess is like a swordfight. You must think before you move.

Or just bring your 22 gauge.

It was a Wu-Tang Clan reference. Figured most people wouldn’t get it.
🌲Ҫᒫᛨ൬ᙪ⛏F℧꒖gΔL🍄 Oct 26, 2019

⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
The game of chess is like a swordfight. You must think before you move.

Or just bring your 22 gauge.

It was a Wu-Tang Clan reference. Figured most people wouldn’t get it.

Chessboxin' ... come on now, I'm not people ... I know all about the Shaolin Sword Style but since you said that I'm gonna have to sew up your asshole and keep feeding you and feeding you....
〓∞Persephone∞〓 Oct 26, 2019

Grab the microphone put strength to the boneDuh duh duh enter the Wu-Tang zone
Sure enough when I rock that stuff guff puff I'm gonna catch your bluff tuff rough, kicking rhymes like Jim Kelly or Alex Haley I'm a Beetle Bailey rhymes coming raw stylehardcore
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Oct 26, 2019

🌲Ҫᒫᛨ൬ᙪ⛏F℧꒖gΔL🍄 wrote:
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
Ojibwe wrote:
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
The game of chess is like a swordfight. You must think before you move.

Or just bring your 22 gauge.

It was a Wu-Tang Clan reference. Figured most people wouldn’t get it.

Chessboxin' ... come on now, I'm not people ... I know all about the Shaolin Sword Style but since you said that I'm gonna have to sew up your asshole and keep feeding you and feeding you....

Torture! 😄