The Angry Johnson - A TW TAL
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Once upon a TW time, there was a player who was giant throbbing member of the community. This wasn’t just any old member, it was a Johnson. This player invested countless amounts of time and money on “enhancing” his Johnson. By all means, stats wise, it was a Johnson that many in the community would be proud to call their own at face value. It was a very well endowed johnson with mass and full of virility. This player was always eager for his Johnson to see action and was never shy about telling anyone who was willing to listen about both past and future conquests.
Unfortunately there was a downside to this this player and his Johnson. This players Johnson suffered from premature stimulation and you never knew when he would blow his loa....wa.....cool. Like a loose cannon, this player’s Johnson was ready to erupt at the slightest stimulation. -
Sometimes it was minor fondling of turf that set him off. Sometimes it was incidental contact. Sometimes it was something as simple as a conversation. An unfortunate side effect accompanying this premature eruption was uncontrolled and sustained eruptions disproportionate to that of the stimulus.
A recent instance of the sensitivity of this players Johnson was evident when his Johnson became engorged at the mere thought of a CLIT (Chilean Liberation Into Tomorrow) coming into contact with other members in the community. The simple thought of it sent the Johnson into a frenzy that resulted in an explosion of his LOVE for the game that spread across the entire playing field. -
Some may find the share size of this players Johnson comforting to be around. Some may be enamored by and find this players Johnson to be awe inspiring. Some fear this Johnson due to having been ravaged by its share size in the past. One things for sure though, with the unpredictability and often premature climax to situations, many feel the actions of this players Johnson negatively outweigh the positives. Regardless of your personal opinion, when this player decides to unleash the full volume of his Johnson’s wrath, moans of discontent can and will be heard throughout the TW map. Inevitably though sooner or later, everyone is in danger of coming into contact with this massive Johnson.
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The sensual story of Johnson has left me smiling and satisfied, dripping with pleasure
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😂😂😂
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Delete Mr.Robot
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👁🗨𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁👁🗨® wrote:
Delete R2-D2Delete Mr.Robot
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tommarin wrote:
Why R2D2? He’s my cousin👁🗨𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁👁🗨® wrote:
Delete R2-D2Delete Mr.Robot
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You have balls posting this.
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When Absalom was running amok trying take the thrown from King David there came a time when one of David's generals asked him what he was going to do next. David replied, "absolutely nothing" as he peered at the kingdom he'd been placed over. He knew his place was given to him and didn't belong to him. So his thrown wasn't exactly his thrown, but belonged to the one that sent him.
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⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
Did this thread rub you the wrong way? Didn’t mean to get a rise outta you.You have balls posting this.
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😂😂😂😂
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This story is in the same vein of another tale I once heard. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but it’s just not coming to me. I really got the shaft in life when I had that head injury.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I love you! 😍 Bring back the golden days of witty contributions to forum threads.This story is in the same vein of another tale I once heard. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but it’s just not coming to me. I really got the shaft in life when I had that head injury.
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Yes please. 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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BellaItaliana wrote:
That’s what she saidThis story is in the same vein of another tale I once heard. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but it’s just not coming to me. I really got the shaft in life when I had that head injury.
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🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Some may find the share size of this players Johnson comforting to be around. Some may be enamored by and find this players Johnson to be awe inspiring. Some fear this Johnson due to having been ravaged by its share size in the past. One things for sure though, with the unpredictability and often premature climax to situations, many feel the actions of this players Johnson negatively outweigh the positives. Regardless of your personal opinion, when this player decides to unleash the full volume of his Johnson’s wrath, moans of discontent can and will be heard throughout the TW map. Inevitably though sooner or later, everyone is in danger of coming into contact with this massive Johnson.
Sounds like someone is seriously butt hurt ?
Maybe you should try oral 🤷♂️ -
In high school a bully asked a girl out who I wanted to date. I tried many things to make him look bad, they all failed. As a last resort I snuck exlax in his lunch. Well, 2 classes later we both had P.E. Coach had wrestling that day & guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
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Persephone wrote:
Ah, so this is the incident your fetish stems from.In high school a bully asked a girl out who I wanted to date. I tried many things to make him look bad, they all failed. As a last resort I snuck exlax in his lunch. Well, 2 classes later we both had P.E. Coach had wrestling that day & guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
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juicy Jesus wrote:
Persephone wrote:
Ah, so this is the incident your fetish stems from.In high school a bully asked a girl out who I wanted to date. I tried many things to make him look bad, they all failed. As a last resort I snuck exlax in his lunch. Well, 2 classes later we both had P.E. Coach had wrestling that day & guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
Hi juice, I don’t think you have ever spoken, texted or pm’d me ever. Yet you are claiming to know what fetish’s I have. Are you one of those hide in the bushes and paying while watching strangers through window types? If so I can point you in the direction of some really weird foot and Shoe stuff I’ve heard rumors of
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Persephone wrote:
No fee required!juicy Jesus wrote:
Persephone wrote:
Ah, so this is the incident your fetish stems from.In high; guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
Hi juice, I don’t think you have ever spoken, texted or pm’d me ever. Yet you are claiming to know what fetish’s I have. Are you one of those hide in the bushes and paying while watching strangers through window types? If so I can point you in the direction of some really weird foot and Shoe stuff I’ve heard rumors of
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๖ཞ๑ҡཛས💔һཛศཞ₮ wrote:
Hmmm, think you’re confusing anger/frustration with tongue in cheek humor my friend. Not unusual as you have to actually have a sense of humor to understand the various types. It’s all good though. I still love you.🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Some may find the share size of this players Johnson comforting to be around. Some may be enamored by and find this players Johnson to be awe inspiring. Some fear this Johnson due to having been ravaged by its share size in the past. One things for sure though, with the unpredictability and often premature climax to situations, many feel the actions of this ... wrath, moans of discontent can and will be heard throughout the TW map. Inevitably though sooner or later, everyone is in danger of coming into contact with this massive Johnson.
Sounds like someone is seriously butt hurt ?
Maybe you should try oral 🤷♂️ -
🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Persephone wrote:
No fee required!juicy Jesus wrote:
Persephone wrote:
Ah, so this is the incident your fetish stems from.In high; guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
Hi juice, I don’t think you have ever spoken, texted or pm’d me ever. Yet you are claiming to know what fetish’s I have. Are you one of those hide in the bushes and paying while watching strangers through window types? If so I can point you in the direction of some really weird foot and Shoe stuff I’ve heard rumors of
I want my dollar back!
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ყoցi wrote:
Sorry, I used it to clear some lines last night🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Persephone wrote:
No fee required!juicy Jesus wrote:
Persephone wrote:
Ah, so this is the incident your fetish stems from.In high; guess who was matched up against him. Sadly, it was a shitty day for me.
A small victory was she didn’t want to go out with someone who shat himself.
The lesson learned was nobody wants to go out with a kid who is shat upon.
Hi juice, I don’t think you have ever spoken, texted or pm’d me ever. Yet you are claiming to know fetish’s I have. ? If so I can point you in the direction of some really weird foot and Shoe stuff I’ve heard rumors of
I want my dollar back!
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This forum made my morning 🤓
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๖ཞ๑ҡཛས💔һཛศཞ₮ wrote:
Your oral banter is not even remotely as impressive as your Johnson.🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Some may find the share size of this players Johnson comforting to be around. Some may be enamored by and find this players Johnson to be awe inspiring. Some fear this Johnson due to having been ravaged by its share size in the past. One things for sure though, with the unpredictability and often premature climax to situations, many feel the actions of this players Johnson negatively outweigh the positives. Regardless of your personal opinion, when this player decides to unleash the full volume of his Johnson’s wrath, moans of discontent can and will be heard throughout the TW map. Inevitably though sooner or later, everyone is in danger of coming into contact with this massive Johnson.
Sounds like someone is seriously butt hurt ?
Maybe you should try oral 🤷♂️ -
A good old chin wag with the erudite Saba is infinity more titillating by any venture.Those thought processes are a fondling delight by any means.,
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Shhhhhhh, there’s some who don’t find this funny and I will suffer greatly if they feel I’m mocking them.😔A good old chin wag with the erudite Saba is infinity more titillating by any venture.Those thought processes are a fondling delight by any means.,
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🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Shhhhhhh, there’s some who don’t find this funny and I will suffer greatly if they feel I’m mocking them.😔A good old chin wag with the erudite Saba is infinity more titillating by any venture.Those thought processes are a fondling delight by any means.,
Some say your demise from alliance fighter to noob smasher is so sad.
I just say you where a never a fighter and so there was no demise. -
๖ཞ๑ҡཛས💔һཛศཞ₮ wrote:
Noob smasher? Only in your twisted imagination. Never capped a single turf other than Yogi in 🌶 but meh you don’t need much to twist things to your liking and justify your actions. I do agree with you in the fact that I am currently what I’ve always been. No changes here.🦵Sensual👅Saba 🦵 wrote:
Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Shhhhhhh, there’s some who don’t find this funny and I will suffer greatly if they feel I’m mocking them.😔A good old chin wag with the erudite Saba is infinity more titillating by any venture.Those thought processes are a fondling....,
Some say your demise from alliance fighter to noob smasher is so sad.
I just say you where a never a fighter and so there was no demise. -
Right so the vendetta you where in and actively taking part in that targets a 3k player is a figment if my imagination ?
Right got it 👍🏻
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