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Name the top celebrities on your list that you would fuck.
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Do they still have to be alive?
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Heartbreak💔Kid wrote:
You could jump their bones.Do they still have to be alive?
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Olivia Wilde from series House. Preferably not a posthumous act, but I would do it up to about 5-6 hours afterwards. I would request a hair dryer to warm and soften it up a bit.
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Michelle Rodriguez without a doubt
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Kate Upton pre pregnancy, up to 37 days afterwards.
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I just reread Deicides hypothetical scenario. He asked which celebrities we 'would' fuck? The operative word is 'would' not which one is our dream fuck. So under those pretenses I would like a redo. I 'would' fuck all female celebrities as long as the were of legal age. That's my only parameters. I would hammer on every one of the female cast on 'The Golden Girls' ... I'm not a trophy hunter. Quantity over quality. Olivia Wilde is just at the top of my list. 👍🏼
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🌳 add: CLIMB 🌲 wrote:
For a fleeting moment I thought to read Oscar Wilde. A man of taste was the first thing to hit my mind. Olivia Wilde I know nothing about.Olivia Wilde from series House. Preferably not a posthumous act, but I would do it up to about 5-6 hours afterwards. I would request a hair dryer to warm and soften it up a bit.
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༼།༠༦༣༩༽ wrote:
I’ve been told by 3 strangers that I look like her. I don’t see it AT ALL and I don’t really take it as a compliment.Michelle Rodriguez without a doubt
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Sorry to disappoint... I've never been guilty of having taste. Oscar is pretty far down on my list🌳 add: CLIMB 🌲 wrote:
For a fleeting moment I thought to read Oscar Wilde. A man of taste was the first thing to hit my mind. Olivia Wilde I know nothing about.Olivia Wilde from series House. Preferably not a posthumous act, but I would do it up to about 5-6 hours afterwards. I would request a hair dryer to warm and soften it up a bit.
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🌳 add: CLIMB 🌲 wrote:
How could that be?! Do you care to read? What kind of pedigree would cast Oscar Wilde down so low? (I do not discount that the list might be short).Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Sorry to disappoint... I've never been guilty of having taste. Oscar is pretty far down on my list🌳 add: CLIMB 🌲 wrote:
For a fleeting moment I thought to read Oscar Wilde. A man of taste was the first thing to hit my mind. Olivia Wilde I know nothing about.Olivia Wilde from series House. Preferably not a posthumous act, but I would do it up to about 5-6 hours afterwards. I would request a hair dryer to warm and soften it up a bit.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I have been told by many that I look like very similar to Kenny Chesney. If he happens to make anyone's celebrity list then maybe we could work something out. I'd be willing to make that dream come true and put on a 10 gallon hat and throw on a pair of very tight jeans for one romantic evening for the exchange of an iTunes card. Just HMU ✌🏻༼།༠༦༣༩༽ wrote:
I’ve been told by 3 strangers that I look like her. I don’t see it AT ALL and I don’t really take it as a compliment.Michelle Rodriguez without a doubt
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I took the trouble to look up Olivia Wilde in consideration.To each their own but the poor lass would seem to be all stretched skin over angular bone with lips formed from strenuous exercises from a straw harpooned into an under ripe watermelon.
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Jessica Alba can get my King Kong long dong.
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Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Ouch...I already stated the caveat that I am not known for having taste. I find her exotic looking🤷🏼♂️I took the trouble to look up Olivia Wilde in consideration.To each their own but the poor lass would seem to be all stretched skin over angular bone with lips formed from strenuous exercises from a straw harpooned into an under ripe watermelon.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Should let me decide :) send a selfie 👍🏻༼།༠༦༣༩༽ wrote:
I’ve been told by 3 strangers that I look like her. I don’t see it AT ALL and I don’t really take it as a compliment.Michelle Rodriguez without a doubt
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Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
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🌳 add: CLIMB 🌲 wrote:
True,You had advertised your disclaimer. Luckily the world is beyond bland where tastes dictate the direction of a sprung gush.Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Ouch...I already stated the caveat that I am not known for having taste. I find her exotic looking🤷🏼♂️I took the trouble to look up Olivia Wilde in consideration.To each their own but the poor lass would seem to be all stretched skin over angular bone with lips formed from strenuous exercises from a straw harpooned into an under ripe watermelon.
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Kerry Washinton
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Jordana Brewster
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Denise Richards
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Eliza Dushku
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Some use to be on my list but it’s been so long since i’ve looked them up i have no idea.
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Hard toss up between Timothee Chalamet and a drunken Steve Buscemi
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Charisma Carpenter
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BettyWhite wrote:
You’ll be tossing off to both before nightfall you greedy scoundrel.Hard toss up between Timothee Chalamet and a drunken Steve Buscemi
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Jennifer Anniston, Cote de Pablo, Jamie lee Curtis
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Michelle Trachtenberg
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Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Rebecca Romin
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