My wife told me:

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Mickey Dunn May 30, 2019

"After you get done mowing the yard we need to talk about something I saw on your phone. "

It's been 4 days so far and I'm still mowing the yard.
★DΞICIDΞ★ May 30, 2019

Quick get out of the boobs room!
Mickey Dunn May 30, 2019

I'm thinking my best bet at this point is to just run over my phone with the lawnmower. 20 times.
ShitZbullets May 30, 2019

Damn you must stockpile gasoline for the apocalypse. Bet you didn’t expect it would be this kind of apocalypse 😂
Final Goodbye May 30, 2019

Lmao
🍄CRR ⛄MxLg❄SMM⛄ May 30, 2019

Told you that you should of deleted the photos of Mr Robot smh
ZRAYGO May 30, 2019

It was Saba’s foot or Chula’s Leg
〓𝖡𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋〓 May 30, 2019

CRR SMM wrote:
Told you that you should of deleted the photos of Mr Robot smh

🤨
ShitZbullets May 30, 2019

👁‍🗨𝗠𝗿.𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁👁‍🗨® wrote:
CRR SMM wrote:
Told you that you should of deleted the photos of Mr Robot smh

🤨
Sending steel 🍆 picks again eh?!
vlaz May 30, 2019

I thought the lawn just had to have some seeds planted
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 May 31, 2019

My wife saw my discord profile pic. “What the hell’s wrong with you? Why do you use that shit?” I apologized for not asking permission prior to using her pic. I got a smack in the head and that was that.

Good luck Dunn. Lol
DC ONE May 31, 2019

You know it's bad because mickey Dunn doesn't even have a lawn.
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖊𝖊 May 31, 2019

When in trouble? Own it and double down 😜
DC ONE May 31, 2019

💔Śταggεг Łεε🔫 wrote:
When in trouble? Own it and double down 😜

Fuck it that's good advice if it isn't me lol blame her and say you forgive her lol
DC ONE May 31, 2019

Tell her she owes you bac9n and eggs. Then ask nexx is you can live with him lol
Holsten May 31, 2019

Dam! You gonna need more then 140k mob to get out of that one mate😨😨😨🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Liquidator Jun 1, 2019

Dude we need update.
Lord R. Rahl Jun 1, 2019

The Liquidator wrote:
Dude we need update.

He’s still mowing his yard🤣
Holsten Jun 1, 2019

Heartbreak💔Kid wrote:
The Liquidator wrote:
Dude we need update.

He’s still mowing his yard🤣
LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
★DΞICIDΞ★ Jun 3, 2019

Heartbreak💔Kid wrote:
The Liquidator wrote:
Dude we need update.

He’s still mowing his yard🤣
Or... hes mowing her yard 😳. Keeping her distracted.
DC ONE Jun 3, 2019

Last time a yard was being cut this long mrs DC went in the toilet to bath and shave. That was 27 years ago. Do you think she was lying?
Blue_Jay Jun 3, 2019

DC ONE wrote:
You know it's bad because mickey Dunn doesn't even have a lawn.

😂🤣😂🤣