It’s Gas Day

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℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Mar 8, 2019

So there I am sitting in a small room at one of my daughters sporting events and my stomach starts to grumble. Oh no I think....

A little backstory, my daughter takes jujitsu. It used to be awesome. I’d drop her off and go to grab a pint around the corner then come back and pick her up. Well..... not in today’s helicopter parent generation. The parents decided they wanted to watch so the Sensai built a small tiny room with a window and no veltilation where parents could watch them practice. Then wifey said she wanted to see videos so here I am.

Ok, so now I take a look at the situation. It seems like it’s gojng to be silent. This is good because it’s usually quiet in the room. Ahhh fuck it I’m going to let it go..... OH NO 🙈 🙊☠️💩

Absolutely brutal. Like that hamster I shoved up my ass 8 years ago finally died and the smell worked its way out. First people start looking around. Then people start coughing then. There’s a mad dash for the door. He built the door so it opens to the inside so it’s a
℣į₭ϊ₦Ǥ👹 Mar 8, 2019

Bit like the triangle fire years ago where the workers couldn’t get out. It took them a while but they all eventually got out.

Anyway long story short I’m sitting alone in the room now and no one has come back in. Think I’m going to get wifey to take her to this from now on 🤷🏻‍♂️
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Mar 8, 2019

10/10
Lord R. Rahl Mar 8, 2019

Probably a good idea to let the wife do it. They aren’t gonna let you back in the building.
קוף לא שומע Mar 8, 2019

Thanks for the good laugh!
Chuckymac1856 Mar 8, 2019

Join Chucky Boyz we the family up next
★DΞICIDΞ★ Mar 8, 2019

Chuckymac1856 wrote:
Join Chucky Boyz we the family up next

Wrong forum 😳 🤷🏼‍♂️. Nexx made me say it.
Roman Legionar Mar 8, 2019

weird flex but ok
ℱᵃƖ🐝Ɩᵃʗყ Mar 9, 2019

𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
10/10

Lol. I laughed