Server Inaccessibility this Morning

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nick Jan 7, 2019

Hey everyone,
As many of you experienced, there were some expiration issues for the Turf Wars and Global Supremacy SSL certificates this morning (about 9:45am to 12:47pm, Pacific Time, or 17:45 to 20:47 GMT), which prevented players from accessing either app. This issue affected all players who were playing or attempting to play both apps between those times equally.

We've renewed the certificates, and have set up automated renewal to prevent this issue occurring again. Thank you for your patience while we looked into the matter, and sorry for the inconvenience.
ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ Jan 7, 2019

Whats Global Supremacy?

😳
Scarbutt Jan 7, 2019

Can I have 4,000 hench for the inconvenience?
ZRAYGO Jan 7, 2019

Thanks for the extra hench!

Will this new certificate keep Saba from showing me pics of his foot?
Scarbutt Jan 7, 2019

ZRAYGO wrote:
Thanks for the extra hench!

Will this new certificate keep Saba from showing me pics of his foot?

I keep getting pics of Xzibit.
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jan 8, 2019

If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄
🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Jan 8, 2019

iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄

Midget foot porn?
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jan 8, 2019

Scumbag Finder wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄

Midget foot porn?
Now we talkin 🦶
𝕽𝖆𝖞 𝕽𝖊𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖙𝖔𝖓 Jan 8, 2019

iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Scumbag Finder wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄

Midget foot porn?
Now we talkin 🦶

Whew! So glad I’m 2 inches over midget max height!
𝒞🍄𝓌𝒫𝓊𝓃𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓇ᴍxʟɢ Jan 8, 2019

R. Reddington wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Scumbag Finder wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄

Midget foot porn?
Now we talkin 🦶

Whew! So glad I’m 2 inches over midget max height!

Midget toe cheese porn?
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Jan 8, 2019

Steve, I think I’m going to call him Steve. He doesn’t seem like a nick.
OttoNorse Jan 8, 2019

Don’t you hate it when your hobby matters so little that you forget tiny things like cert renewal.

Nah... just send cash fam... s’all good 🤛👍🙌
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Jan 9, 2019

OttoNorse wrote:
Don’t you hate it when your hobby matters so little that you forget tiny things like cert renewal.

Nah... just send cash fam... s’all good 🤛👍🙌

You still around, you old goat?
★ΛUGUSTINΞ★ Jan 9, 2019

Why nick doesn’t read comments. As if he didn’t anyways he has a excuse now🤮
Latn King Jan 10, 2019

A total of 2 people were affected.... maybe 3
℟ꍟ𐌗A̸і Jan 10, 2019

☦ΔUGUSTIΠΣ☦ wrote:
Why nick doesn’t read comments. As if he didn’t anyways he has a excuse now🤮
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Jan 11, 2019

Latn King wrote:
A total of 2 people were affected.... maybe 3

#neverforget
Ivory Harris Jan 13, 2019

Both apps?
Blue_Jay Jan 24, 2019

R. Reddington wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
Scumbag Finder wrote:
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
If its not about midget porn I dont want to hear it! 🦄

Midget foot porn?
Now we talkin 🦶

Whew! So glad I’m 2 inches over midget max height!

What about dwarfs 😏😜
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ Jan 24, 2019

Current SSL cert expires April 7, 2019 3:37pm. Someone should send Nick a calendar event.
Lord R. Rahl Jan 24, 2019

Chucky Pancamo wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Current SSL cert expires April 7, 2019 3:37pm. Someone should send Nick a calendar event.

Reminder: April 7, 2019, 3:38 pm.

“Turn off the lights before closing the door”

I heard a rumor that Turf Wars was shutting down on April 7th. It has now been confirmed. I guess it might also be true that TW2 will be on the App Store April 8th.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Jan 24, 2019

Its already available for beta testers. Im in the airports already and apparently theres no spoof checking.
Lord R. Rahl Jan 24, 2019

★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Its already available for beta testers. Im in the airports already and apparently theres no spoof checking.

Why the hell wasnt I invited to the beta testing😡 Damn nick. I’d cap him but I already took his last turf🤣
ScaredDjango Jun 8, 2020

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Current SSL cert expires April 7, 2019 3:37pm. Someone should send Nick a calendar event.

Who stopped sending him the notifications?
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Jun 9, 2020

ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Current SSL cert expires April 7, 2019 3:37pm. Someone should send Nick a calendar event.

SmFh.
◾️〓 SLIPPY 〓◾️ Jun 9, 2020

Been down a day and half for me smh
ཡ☠Ꭶҭཟ∂(α∂∂ 310) Jun 10, 2020

𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
ฅຮอศརຮƴ♆яїн♆ wrote:
Current SSL cert expires April 7, 2019 3:37pm. Someone should send Nick a calendar event.

SmFh.
This is too funny going to have to save the date.
〓𝖡𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋〓 Aug 25, 2021

“Automated renewal” my arse. Bloody hell Nick. Get your arse together. It has happened every 6 months since this post. Where In the fucking hell Is the automated renewal? Arsewipe.
📡 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐝 📡 Aug 25, 2021

He has a job. That takes priority over this.
welz Aug 25, 2021

Fix the temp codes while you’re at it..
〓𝖡𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋〓 Aug 25, 2021

🔥B337🔥 wrote:
He has a job. That takes priority over this.

Hence “automated renewal” he said was Implemented.