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I’m working on writing a comedy sketch and could use a little inspiration. What’s the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while you were high on the giggle bush?
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This sums it up pretty well -
Started a game with about 15 blown friends started a random game of throwing snaps at eachother without talking where you just snap and you have a ball and you snap, then throw it to another person and they snap it based on how hard the other person caught it like how an invisible ball would get there and snap to catch and then proceed to throw it to another person.
Also had another time we gave some friends some brownies that were 500mg and one friend had never really smoked that much and he progressed from standing normally to pale and passed out sitting up in a chair, I proceeded to ask him if he was alright and he said quote “yeah, uh wait no, I don’t know, I’m so high” everyone proceeded to laugh uncontrollably for 5 mins.Those are pretty funny to me. 🤷🏻♂️
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We also liked to “dab” up our friends when we leave after we’re blown even the ones passed out by “dab” up I mean like handshake and record it to send to our group chats so they can see it when they wake up on my couch.
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We also like to fuck around with people when they’re passed out by attempting “quick revives” where you put a blunt to their lips and have them hit it in their sleep and see if they wake up. When they wake up they usually cough or wake up looking crazy.
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Problem is most things that were hilarious high aren’t that funny sober. When I was a teen, a group of us broke into a construction site and played crash up derby with forklifts. We were in tears laughing. For no damn reason.
Another time — I was about 15 or 16 — I came home baked. Like barely functional baked, and I’m hungry as hell. I walk into the kitchen, and my mom has guests over. About 8 people, sitting around, talking. I go to the fridge, then to the cabinets, back to the fridge, again to the cabinets, and back to the fridge. My mom asks, “What are you looking for?” The milk, I respond. She stares at me a second and points. “It’s right there in the middle of the table.” Everyone in the room laughed at me, and I walked out foodless. They knew my dumb ass was baked.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I’m working on writing a comedy sketch and could use a little inspiration. What’s the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while you were high on the giggle bush?
Why dont you go and ask in your family chat?
There are a few guys who seem to be stoned all the time....Oh wait, i see - they are just not funny 🙁
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ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ wrote:
💩 🦄🌈🖕🍺BellaItaliana wrote:
I’m working on writing a comedy sketch and could use a little inspiration. What’s the funniest thing that has ever happened to you while you were high on the giggle bush?
Why dont you go and ask in your family chat?
There are a few guys who seem to be stoned all the time....Oh wait, i see - they are just not funny 🙁
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So many stories where do I start 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂one story, my buddy came down to see me, travelled 6 hrs for a smoking sesh. I was so baked when he turned up that we shared one spliff before I crashed out cold asleep. He spent hours talking shit to my mum out of his head. Remember I have the most over baring mother and a bit like the mum from big bang theory. And when i woke up the day after he went mad because She had him cleaning all the windows and hoovering the house till 5am, he even put up a shelf😂😂😂😂😂 I told him don't take ecstasy as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Also one of our things was if somebody fell asleep while baked having a whitey we would lick a rizla (joint rolling paper) and stick it to his forehead then light it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the face was so amazing. One of the worse ones was burn a penny coin in a fire till it was almost glowing then drop it in their sock leaving a queens head shape burn 😂😂😂😂
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Also me and my buddy gave my mum muffins laced with super silver haze. She was cracking up at weird youtube shit. And it Was so funny until she went grey like concrete and keeled over 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 she blamed the night befores take away and thought it was food poisoning. 👊👊👊👊
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Nice try officer 🤫 🤫🤫
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
😂😂Nice try officer 🤫 🤫🤫
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This one time i got sober, it wasn't very exciting at all
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☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
Same thing I was thinking 🍄🍊🍻Nice try officer 🤫 🤫🤫
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I puked on her tits.
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sᴛᴏɴᴇᴅᴢᴇʀᴋ wrote:
This one time i got sober, it wasn't very exciting at all
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New to the game. Love to smoke. Seemed like the perfect place to get my name in the forum. Keep blaz’n
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southpaw911 wrote:
Yeah, we can tell, it's obvious. 🤨New to the game. Love to smoke. Seemed like the perfect place to get my name in the forum. Keep blaz’n
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