Better bang for your buck

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🇮🇱Tinea🦶Pedis🇮🇱 Nov 14, 2018

Fake ( • )Y( • ) or fake Christmas 🌲?
ZRAYGO Nov 14, 2018

Hmm. Well they both have to be replaced after about ten years.

I’d go with fake tree. Costs less money
☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ Nov 14, 2018

Fake Christmas Tree. I prefer them over real ones too.

Yea yea call me retarded - whatever.
BigAl! Nov 14, 2018

I'd rather "bang" boobs than a Christmas Tree. The pine needles can be quite irritating.
ғċṡṭ.ƿѧȗʟı♆яїн♆ Nov 14, 2018

BigAl! wrote:
I'd rather "bang" boobs than a Christmas Tree. The pine needles can be quite irritating.

Really?!

Asking or a friend.
DC ONE Nov 14, 2018

I've always had a fake tree. If we had a real one the cat would piss up it. I've also experience fake titties. This has me torn mainly because the cat died lol
DC ONE Nov 14, 2018

One thing I don't like is fake lips. One of my exes used to look like howard the duck and when she smoked a cigarette used to look like Stevie wonder trying to find his toothbrush 😂
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Nov 14, 2018

☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ wrote:
Fake Christmas Tree. I prefer them over real ones too.

Yea yea call me retarded - whatever.

You’re retarded. But I agree with you
〓ＤＵ♠️ＩＲ〓 Nov 14, 2018

Pretty sure if I banged a Christmas tree I’d get nowhere near the satisfaction as a pair of fake tits, so fake tits all the way. Much better bang for the buck
☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ Nov 14, 2018

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ wrote:
Fake Christmas Tree. I prefer them over real ones too.

Yea yea call me retarded - whatever.

You’re retarded. But I agree with you
❤️❤️❤️❤️
★DΞICIDΞ★ Nov 14, 2018

Can’t i have both? Bang some fake tits by a fake tree?
Final Goodbye Nov 14, 2018

★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Can’t i have both? Bang some fake tits by a fake tree?

I like that idea! ☝️then you can frost the tree afterwards.
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Nov 15, 2018

Lol...👍👍🍻🍻🍻

DC ONE wrote:
One thing I don't like is fake lips. One of my exes used to look like howard the duck and when she smoked a cigarette used to look like Stevie wonder trying to find his toothbrush 😂
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Nov 15, 2018

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tarantula Freak wrote:
★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Can’t i have both? Bang some fake tits by a fake tree?

I like that idea! ☝️then you can frost the tree afterwards.
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 Nov 15, 2018

Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much?
Old Azz Santos Nov 18, 2018

📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 wrote:
Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much?

Cause he smells ur beaver
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Nov 18, 2018

Ese Santos wrote:
📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 wrote:
Why does Stevie Wonder smile so much?

Cause he smells ur beaver
Whisker biscuit