This game is not realistic!

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BigAl! Nov 12, 2018

Why would anyone hide a cannoli in a bank safe? I'm sure it would go bad. I wouldn't eat that.
ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Nov 12, 2018

I found a couple henchmen in a safe, I mean what kind of bullshit is this?
◾️〓⚡️𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲⚡️〓◾️ Nov 12, 2018

I couldn’t find the omertà
〓ＤＥＲＥＬＩＣＴ〓 Nov 12, 2018

That’s because it’s hidden
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Nov 12, 2018

〓 Don⚡️Gordi 〓 wrote:
I couldn’t find the omertà

Working as intended.
☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ Nov 12, 2018

I just robbed someone and they had a freshly brewed espresso in their back pocket.
★PIИTO★ Nov 12, 2018

☠︎N͙ΔPΟLΣΟΠ☠︎ wrote:
I just robbed someone and they had a freshly brewed espresso in their back pocket.

Now that’s a hot ass!
DC ONE Nov 14, 2018

I'm sure in the 50's you could walk about with steel capped shoes, a Kevlar suit and a balaclava on. Carrying a bren gun, lupera rifle, chainsaw and a Tommy gun while picking the kids up from swimming practice lol
touchofdeathhhh Nov 19, 2018

BigAl! wrote:
Why would anyone hide a cannoli in a bank safe? I'm sure it would go bad. I wouldn't eat that.

🤣🤣🤣 Best laugh I've had in a while.👍😎👉😵
★DΞICIDΞ★ Nov 20, 2018

Im sure there is a joke in there somewhere about putting a cannoli in your safe and then making you eat it...🤔 just cant think of it.....
BigAl! Nov 30, 2018

Today I cracked open a small safe in the back room of a small convenience store. Inside the safe was a huge distribution center. I had to steal a bigger duffel bag to get it home.
NervyUnicorn Dec 4, 2018

BigAl! wrote:
Why would anyone hide a cannoli in a bank safe? I'm sure it would go bad. I wouldn't eat that.

There's a fridge and stuff in the safe obviously.

A Distribution Centre could be the piece of paper giving you approval to build one.
Sometimes it's all just about the right paperwork...

You know some "Safes" are more like a vault so the henchmen could be in there and therefore become loyal to you for cracking them out of there.

See, it's all about perspective and thinking outside the box...or safe or vault or warehouse or whatever you want to perceive it to be 😉
NervyUnicorn Dec 4, 2018

DC ONE wrote:
I'm sure in the 50's you could walk about with steel capped shoes, a Kevlar suit and a balaclava on. Carrying a bren gun, lupera rifle, chainsaw and a Tommy gun while picking the kids up from swimming practice lol

No, your dropping the kids off at the pool! 😂
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Dec 5, 2018

DC ONE wrote:
I'm sure in the 50's you could walk about with steel capped shoes, a Kevlar suit and a balaclava on. Carrying a bren gun, lupera rifle, chainsaw and a Tommy gun while picking the kids up from swimming practice lol

Yes sir fully automatic guns weren’t banned until 1986 . Many states have open carry laws. Chainsaws are totally legal.
Mr. Mikey Dec 6, 2018

BigAl! wrote:
Why would anyone hide a cannoli in a bank safe? I'm sure it would go bad. I wouldn't eat that.

In Castlevania you eat a pork chop you find behind a wall to regain health - so there’s that.
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Dec 6, 2018

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
DC ONE wrote:
I'm sure in the 50's you could walk about with steel capped shoes, a Kevlar suit and a balaclava on. Carrying a bren gun, lupera rifle, chainsaw and a Tommy gun while picking the kids up from swimming practice lol

Yes sir fully automatic guns weren’t banned until 1986 . Many states have open carry laws. Chainsaws are totally legal.

Do you pack a chainsaw? Pretty sure that would back people up.
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 Dec 6, 2018

Mr. Mikey wrote:
BigAl! wrote:
Why would anyone hide a cannoli in a bank safe? I'm sure it would go bad. I wouldn't eat that.

In Castlevania you eat a pork chop you find behind a wall to regain health - so there’s that.

Oh man....castlevania. I forgot about that game!!
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Dec 7, 2018

⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
DC ONE wrote:
I'm sure in the 50's you could walk about with steel capped shoes, a Kevlar suit and a balaclava on. Carrying a bren gun, lupera rifle, chainsaw and a Tommy gun while picking the kids up from swimming practice lol

Yes sir fully automatic guns weren’t banned until 1986 . Many states have open carry laws. Chainsaws are totally legal.

Do you pack a chainsaw? Pretty sure that would back people up.

Rest in deace homie🙏🙏🙏
NervyUnicorn Dec 10, 2018

Or good old Wolfenstein 3D, eat a piece of Roast Chicken off the ground...or some dog food 😂