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3 men in a sauna, they hear a bleeping sound. The American pressed his arm & the bleep stopped. Sorry that was my pager, I have a microchip in my arm. A phone rings, Japanese man puts his palm 2 his ear. Sorry that was my mobile, I have a micro chip in my hand. Irishman not wanting 2 be outdone, went 2 the toilet, came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others stared at him. Ah b'jesus, will u look at that, I'm getting a fax!
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Little johnny's in class giving a talk on a war movie they watched.
'miss! There where fockers over there and fockers over here......there where fockers everywhere!
All the children start laughing and the teacher raises her hand saying.
"now children, we all know fockers where german fighter planes'
'no miss' replies johnny 'these fockers were mescherschmitts!' -
How do you know whn a girl is too young for you?!
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth... -
Woman goes 2 a tatoo parlour and asks 4 a tatoo of merry christmas on her right thigh and a happy new year on her left thigh. On her way out the tatoo artist asked why she wanted such unusual tattoos. She says I'm sick and tired of my husband moaning that there's nothing good to eat between Christmas and new year ...
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benney wrote:
dude...that's kinda messed up....How do you know whn a girl is too young for you?!
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth... -
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ADD LONDON wrote:
3 men in a sauna, they hear a bleeping sound. The American pressed his arm & the bleep stopped. Sorry that was my pager, I have a microchip in my arm. A phone rings, Japanese man puts his palm 2 his ear. Sorry that was my mobile, I have a micro chip in my hand. Irishman not wanting 2 be outdone, went 2 the toilet, came back with toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others stared at him. Ah b'jesus, will u look at that, I'm getting a fax!
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Thas jokes
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ldub wrote:
it supposed to bebenney wrote:
dude...that's kinda messed up....How do you know whn a girl is too young for you?!
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth... -
That's like gettin it on with a little girl.................
Eew
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2 dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home. 1st dwarf just cant get it up. To make things worse, all nite he hears 2nd dwarf sayin "Here I cum again.. 1 2 3 uuuh!" Next mornin 1st dwarf says "How embarrassin I cudnt get an erection" 2nd dwarf says "U think thats bad, I cudnt get on the fucking bed!"
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Bump
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Learn to spell.
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benney wrote:
It just makes you look like some creepy petafile, not really that funny... NEXT!ldub wrote:
it supposed to bebenney wrote:
dude...that's kinda messed up....How do you know whn a girl is too young for you?!
You have to make an aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth... -
Makes me giggle thou
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What do you call a dog with no legs? ..... Doesn't matter it isn't coming.
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benney wrote:
well we know what kind of person you are then.Makes me giggle thou
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What's the difference between a large balloon filled with helium that's used for advertising and getting a blowjob for 365 days in a row ?
One's a Goodyear and the other's a VERY good year .
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