So, London, global warming and border control in one lol

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DC ONE Jul 24, 2018

So let's start with global warming, I love it. London is having the hottest time since records began. Which was about 800 yrs before the USA was found lol I'm loving it. All good. What I don't like is being so hot I have to have windows open and my fucking ceilings and walls look like something from the discovery channel with half the insect population of the universe flying around my fucking face many which I've never seen before. I blame a lack of border controls for flying shit so big it looks like a catfish with wings. And my last argument is this. Flies have the whole world to fly about in BUT them mother fuckers fly into my window then spend an hour flying in circles in the centre of the room acting like assholes. I had one the other day so fucking big I batted him with my electric fly racket thing and he did a little mid air drift and flew off. Cunt
DC ONE Jul 24, 2018

So basically all baics fault which I suspected anyway lol
Ojibwe Jul 25, 2018

Imagine the 17th century when London was an open cesspool. The flies must have been huge.
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Jul 25, 2018

Just think, at the rate the polar caps are melting, you might have beachfront property one day. And the UK will be the size of a postage stamp.
RW🍄 Jul 25, 2018

Growing population, rising waters... where is the 10 billion people that are projected to be here going to go? Mother Nature will reset itself eventually and wipe us out when it’s time.
Vw😟Out Jul 26, 2018

All 10 billion people would fit in jacksonville florida , pretty sure we will be okay👍
King🐵Julian II Jul 26, 2018

Come live in Southern USA. You wouldn’t last a day from what it sounds like
𝘽𝙞𝙜𝘿𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙚 Jul 26, 2018

MrFilthyFrank wrote:
Come live in Southern USA. You wouldn’t last a day from what it sounds like

I’m not shagging my sister, I will pass. Come up north DC you soft southern puff.
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jul 26, 2018

ℜᏫ@ᗪᏊ@ℜℜ༏Ꮻℜ wrote:
Growing population, rising waters... where is the 10 billion people that are projected to be here going to go? Mother Nature will reset itself eventually and wipe us out when it’s time.

Thanos will take care of them
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Jul 26, 2018

☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
ℜᏫ@ᗪᏊ@ℜℜ༏Ꮻℜ wrote:
Growing population, rising waters... where is the 10 billion people that are projected to be here going to go? Mother Nature will reset itself eventually and wipe us out when it’s time.

Thanos will take care of them
r/thanosdidnothingwrong
DC ONE Jul 26, 2018

𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ wrote:
ℜᏫ@ᗪᏊ@ℜℜ༏Ꮻℜ wrote:
Growing population, rising waters... where is the 10 billion people that are projected to be here going to go? Mother Nature will reset itself eventually and wipe us out when it’s time.

Thanos will take care of them
r/thanosdidnothingwrong
Wrong forum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣