member size. who's is largest?
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Mama now you have ur mind to penis via iPod ability u should think up a turf wars dinner date! Eg bella and brown note, a porterhouse with bernaise all washed down with???
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Also smasher35 says he feels left out that his cock isn't on the list but doesn't want to mention it in case it's because u couldn't see it?
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
wowI dunno what it I'd about the girth of the Brooklyn boys, but they're just girth holders. mr bushwick is roughly the length and width of a twelve ounce beer can.
did we sleep together?
if only i had made it to the TW meet n' greet at Barcade .. -
I am still wrestling to hone my powers. it comes and goes. it's not an on demand sort of feature.
hmmm dinner party. I cook 22 oz. and 40oz. porterhouses often and have to make sauce bearnaise on a daily basis. dinner party would probably consist of things i don't cook on a daily basis. an I'm way more a fan of thyme than tarragon. beauty hosted a mini dinner party for jmac and I and we fixed cheeseburgers with thick cut bacon and ate them with sriracha and washed it down with beer. and when johnnyo blox and I went to dinner with Nick and beauty we had oysters and cheeseburgers. so maybe there's a theme here...
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
o-dogg and soulstealer and primo loco are decent. just young.
belial, iggy, windfire. as much as I like all of you, I suspect your dicks are SMALL.
thanks Tek.. I'd take decent over tiny anyday.. lol
Now what's decents range? Lmao -
🐱 mama tek wrote:
if I had fachenbuk I'd be one of them 😝truth. 90% of those I discussed sent me their dick pics via fachenbuk.
you know who you are.
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Matt. his shorty likes his cock. it does what it does. could stretch it to 7ish if he squashed his balls and really went for it. about 1.25" diameter. not one of those pulsating vein kind of cocks. the sort of peener that if Bella had a dick she would want just that. except for his weird scrotum. and the unusually long time it takes for him to get off from getting brains.
and tek is back at work.
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Lol this is straight classy
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
I had that problem until I went out and got my girlfriend the book "the art of sucking dick" by nwaunusually long time it takes for him to get off from getting brains.
and tek is back at work.
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I hear the trick to great head is an arid mouth, shallow hand movement and too much teeth.
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thank you,it's actually a hernia
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O_O
Lmfao @ Tek, she's crazy.
I wasn't expecting this at all
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Jimmy slice. his name is even penile. he claims to have the biggest cock of them all....
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the best tek
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Mama tek I think you need to get laid. This is to funny. I had to read every comment.
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For those who wanted to know who has a bigger dick then Brown Note, here it is.
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Lol funny thread! U still doing ur special magic geussy things tek? ;)
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Funny shit! I have to see it to believe it!
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This was way to funny
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I can't control my guessy things, stupid.
they just come to me. although I do have my suspicions about black wall street vs red wall street.
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Haha. I forgot about this.
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not enough brain bleach and eye bleach to un-see all of this!!
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Bahahahaha!!!! Mama Tek is my new idol 💙💜💗💚❤💙💜💗💚❤
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Lmfao... This made my
Day! Took me a bit to catch up to speed but well worth it -
Ah yes... The good ol thread that gave the men of turf wars confidence and depression.
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confidence and depression yet so much accuracy!
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LMAO. How did I miss this the first time around?
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Will send pics. And vids. No autographs please
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Did my mrs tell ya, how do you know when you had a proper blowjob? You start going down on her through your own choice!!I hear the trick to great head is an arid mouth, shallow hand movement and too much teeth.
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Lmao I love this thread 😄
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