member size. who's is largest?
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haha we love you mama tek....
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In my sluttier days, I was a bit of a dick psychic too.
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I heard Mac is hung like a pimple. 😳
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sleepy Pete. it's not length. it's width. and boy does he have the heft.
grimjaow. he's somewhere between an itty bitty baby and a stallion. which makes him equally uncomfortable in private as in public.
grane. I used to think was a man. now I know better. great puss.
Bella. she's got these stingray like labia but can do this thing where she folds them into a double taco and if you're lucky she'll let you slide it through the portals. it's rather like if you were an old man with a bottle of baby lotion and you learn how to gather up all that lose skin and fuck your own scrotum. only it's with someone else, and that someone else is Bella. so it's awesome.
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I imagine JMac to be like Cesar Milan, but with 🐱 instead of dogs.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Hahahahahasleepy Pete. it's not length. it's width. and boy does he have the heft.
grimjaow. he's somewhere between an itty bitty baby and a stallion. which makes him equally uncomfortable in private as in public.
grane. I used to think was a man. now I know better. great puss.
Bella. she's got these stingray like labia but can do this thing where she folds them into a double taco and if you're lucky she'll let you slide it through the portals. it's rather like if you were an old man with a bottle of baby lotion and you learn how to gather up all that lose skin and fuck your own scrotum. only it's with someone else, and that someone else is Bella. so it's awesome.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Semi-off topic, just saying though.I imagine JMac to be like Cesar Milan, but with 🐱 instead of dogs.
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i dont know who that is. i wont speak on the forums about what a pussy slayer gigante he has.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
The dog whispereri dont know who that is. i wont speak on the forums about what a pussy slayer gigante he has.
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I can't work out if this thread is too inaproprate or very funny
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I clicked on this thinking it was about mob sizes. Now I have images of peoples genitals etched in my brain thanks to the very detailed descriptions. KIDS COME ON HERE MAMA!!!
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I don't expect this thread to last too much longer on here... Maybe I should take screenshots for safe-keeping.
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due to request...
putz: his dick is rather like his handle.
nick: once described as being "a cross between batman and the jolly green giant." I reckon he is hung like so.
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:D...
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Matty, perhaps you should keep it to one thumb and not open pointless boring threads about mob size. don't act so dissapointed.
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BellaItaliana wrote:
YesI don't expect this thread to last too much longer on here... Maybe I should take screenshots for safe-keeping.
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screenshots!!! email em to me: mamatek@gmail.com
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What about me? Wait....don't answer that...
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my ifoam has lost IRS picture saving capabilities.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
You can fwd if you need a second opinion.my ifoam has lost IRS picture saving capabilities.
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it's. not Irs. bah.
glman. I don't know you well enough. I know you really want me to comment on your bits and pieces tho. quick questions: if you were to order chicken wings, do you prefer wingy parts or drummy parts? what category of porn do you watch most frequently? cephelapods. whatcha think about em?
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BellaItaliana wrote:
Lol it is a 12+ game after all.I don't expect this thread to last too much longer on here... Maybe I should take screenshots for safe-keeping.
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Howard has a moderately sized prick. If it was gargantuan, he would look past the lewd nature of this thread.
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🐱 mama tek wrote:
Drummy, gay (Jk) and they are cephlelapodyishit's. not Irs. bah.
glman. I don't know you well enough. I know you really want me to comment on your bits and pieces tho. quick questions: if you were to order chicken wings, do you prefer wingy parts or drummy parts? what category of porn do you watch most frequently? cephelapods. whatcha think about em?
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at age twelve I was making tribation games with other girls. takin it in the mouth by thirteen. I don't know how many kids twelve and up can't enjoy a chuckle at the thought of their fellow players pingas.
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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Mkay, drummy, two points. wingy and you're one step towards inverted dick. the porn question is important. gay is fine. but pov, amateur, skeet skeet creampie what. you ever feel funny eating cuttlefish because even though they're so delicious they're freakishly smart? or like that octopus that was strongly objecting to getting tossed in the bubbling broth. where do you stand?
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Pov, yes, mmm
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Is there a such thing as too big? For example: if I'm the size of my DirectTV remote control would I need a donut at the bottom to prevent injuring internal organs?
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BellaItaliana wrote:
I cannot see this thread being deleted after mama tek's comment bout nickI don't expect this thread to last too much longer on here... Maybe I should take screenshots for safe-keeping.
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