THAT MOMENT WHEN... turfwars version

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Saffron(YT) Apr 20, 2018

That moment when you cap a turf with EVERY DEFENSIVE UPGRADES!!! Why?! No wonder it was in the red.
Saffron(YT) Apr 20, 2018

You’re asked to join a V that’s targeting an inactive person.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 20, 2018

You’re asked to join a v against das hyena
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Apr 20, 2018

A noob sends you a Horse Head for hitting his profile.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 20, 2018

You realize airports suck.
OttoNorse Apr 20, 2018

You have $30 billion, 500 don points and realize you can’t do anything with them
OttoNorse Apr 20, 2018

You keep getting mob invites and realize someone has your code on a list they post (thanks kind stranger!)
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Apr 20, 2018

You remove thuglife from your mob and get an invite from him 5 minutes after
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 20, 2018

You first see a group grid your entire area with hundreds of turf and they seem like gods fighting.
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Apr 20, 2018

Somebody opens a window and Mr, Shush’s tinfoil hat blows off and he heads straight for the GD.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 20, 2018

Mickey Dunn adds your code to his list that he post 💪🏻
CivilizedPig Apr 20, 2018

You can’t capture some level 30 inactive guy’s turf because his mob is bigger.
◾️〓T/\T〓◾️ Apr 20, 2018

You weren’t looking for a war but couldn’t be happier when one finds you
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 20, 2018

You know you will lose but you pick a fight anyways just to say 🖕🏻
Saffron(YT) Apr 20, 2018

People question your sanity so you have to remind them you’re the one that got locked in a bathroom. 😅
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ Apr 20, 2018

★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
You’re asked to join a v against das hyena

Nooo, did that happen?
ZRAYGO Apr 21, 2018

iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 wrote:
You remove thuglife from your mob and get an invite from him 5 minutes after

HAHA. Too funny
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Apr 21, 2018

Someone deletes you from their mob because you capped a pin.
fizzyfuzzy Apr 21, 2018

You send someone a private message and they reset.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 21, 2018

You wake up to thousands of attacks and then realize not only did das cap the fuck out of you but he also flatten every one of your turfs just for good measure.
atla Apr 22, 2018

You realize that you can cap Das Hyena.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 22, 2018

Oh I capped him back then also, just took a lot more to do so.
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 22, 2018

★ΛTLΛ★ wrote:
You realize that you can cap Das Hyena.

ATLA! Where you been bro?
Nоah Apr 23, 2018

You repeatedly remove Dunn from your mob and then add him back because you need his attention to deal with your abandonment issues.
Excelsior Mob™ Apr 27, 2018

When Gas Day was a thing, and Johnny got a haircut.
OttoNorse Apr 27, 2018

Excelsior Mob™ wrote:
When Gas Day was a thing, and Johnny got a haircut.

Every day is gas day.

I’m go take all your turf right now to celebrate. Oh, yah.... huge mob. Nevermind.
N E K Λ ☆ Apr 28, 2018

I sent thuglife 50 horse heads in 10 mins for no reason
Saffron(YT) Apr 28, 2018

You loot worthless items that you can just as easily buy
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 28, 2018

When you haven’t slept or eaten because you are either attacking, defending, running list, looking for omerta’s, hopping your ass off or spamming in hopes you aren’t evicted.