Hey tw if you see this come make me laugh.
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For those of you who know my struggles then you know what I've been dealing with. For those of you who don't then fucksake make me laugh. Tell me some good jokes guys let's take the gd back to what it was. For instance, the worst noobie pm somebody has from me I will give loot or build for them for let's say 200 miles lol
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A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.
The guy asks, "What's this about?"
The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"
The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."
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Two nuns walk into a bar.
You figure one of them would have seen it.
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A priest, a horse and a midget walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "what is this, a joke?"
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Guy steps up to a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey
Bartender pours 5 shots and the guy proceeds to drink each shot.
"Looks like you're celebrating," bartender says.
"Yep," says the guy, "my first blow job."
"Well shit, son, congratulations," exclaims the bartender, as he grabs the bottle. "Here. Next one is on me."
"Thanks, but if 5 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt a 6th will."
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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
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What’s the worse thing Willie Nelson can say to you after he’s just shagged you?
“I’m not Willie Nelson.”
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DC ONE says:
You still on big boy lol. I'm touching 30k tonight 👊👊
May 9, 2014DELETE REPLY
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DC ONE says:
Oi oi sneaky baby lol
May 9, 2014 -
Haha you soft tart back in 2014 😂😂
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Lol sneakbo we was close once 😜
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So a dyslexic man walks into a bra
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The Gipper wrote:
🤣🤣😂Guy steps up to a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey
Bartender pours 5 shots and the guy proceeds to drink each shot.
"Looks like you're celebrating," bartender says.
"Yep," says the guy, "my first blow job."
"Well shit, son, congratulations," exclaims the bartender, as he grabs the bottle. "Here. Next one is on me."
"Thanks, but if 5 shots don't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt a 6th will."
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I like my women like I like my coffee - without some guy’s dick in it
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DC ONE wrote:
Lol sneakbo we was close once 😜
You lost touch 😂😂 hope your well mate
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OttoNorse wrote:
I like my women like I like my coffee - without some guy’s dick in it
Is that what they’re serving at Starbucks these days? A dick latte? 🤢
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With extra cream 💦
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⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
OttoNorse wrote:
I like my women like I like my coffee - without some guy’s dick in it
Is that what they’re serving at Starbucks these days? A dick latte? 🤢
Fapachino
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OttoNorse wrote:
⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛ wrote:
OttoNorse wrote:
I like my women like I like my coffee - without some guy’s dick in it
Is that what they’re serving at Starbucks these days? A dick latte? 🤢
Fapachino
😄 Man, no extra foam!
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Didn't he play Tony in scarface or was that al fapachino?deffo gay
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Pacino is gay? I didn’t think so.
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Star Butts
starring Al Fapacino and Layla Latte. 😂 -
★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Pacino is gay? I didn’t think so.
No, he was just undercover
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpJ5K8Vt5V8
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What did the autistic kid say to the mentally challenged kid?
Nothing
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