Today I saw a midget wearing a KKK robe...

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Bernie Green Apr 4, 2018

And I thought " that's a little racist"
Mickey Dunn Apr 4, 2018

What a coincidence! Today I saw a midget escaping from my local prison. As he climbed down the wall of the jail I thought "that's a little condescending"
★WISΞSTΛΝLΞΞ★ Apr 4, 2018

Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls
BigAl! Apr 4, 2018

I thought a dwarf and a midget were the same thing, until I read up on it. As it turns out, do you want to know what they have in common?

Very little.
Mickey McFly Apr 4, 2018

I was at the doctor’s office in the waiting room. This midget kept going on and on “I’ve been here for an hour! When do I get to see the doctor?!” The receptionist calmly replied, “You have to be a little patient.”
☠︎𝕰𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖔𝖉☠︎ Apr 5, 2018

Midget i knew told me that he’s gay. Said he came out of the cupboard.
Old Azz Santos Apr 5, 2018

Midget porn
pugshark Apr 5, 2018

Does it make me a little mean to laugh at this thread? A wee bit maybe? Help me out, I can't seem to reach a conclusion. I'm coming up short of answers.
LaTortuga Apr 5, 2018

Very funny but wrong!! 🙊
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 5, 2018

Did you start singing the Oompa Loompa song?
🐕Travdog70🐕 Apr 6, 2018

You have renewed my midget fantasies
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 6, 2018

I do have a good bit of midget porn.
Old Azz Santos Apr 6, 2018

pugshark wrote:
Does it make me a little mean to laugh at this thread? A wee bit maybe? Help me out, I can't seem to reach a conclusion. I'm coming up short of answers.

Just follow the rainbow I'm sure u find sum riches
Mickey Dunn Apr 8, 2018

If a midget tells you that your hair smells nice...

Is that sexual harassment?
Old Azz Santos Apr 9, 2018

Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
If a midget tells you that your hair smells nice...

Is that sexual harassment?

Idk was it BG that ask u that?
If so just don't pay attention to that baby girl. She's a ho
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Apr 9, 2018

Ese Santos wrote:
Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
If a midget tells you that your hair smells nice...

Is that sexual harassment?

Idk was it BG that ask u that?
If so just don't pay attention to that baby girl. She's a ho
You remind me of a midget I told a joke to. Went right over his head.
LaTortuga Apr 9, 2018

It’s wrong to make midget jokes. We need to be the bigger men here. Oh we are! 😳
★DΞICIDΞ★ Apr 9, 2018

I pick on my wife for being a midget all the time. She’s only 5 foot tall.
≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Apr 9, 2018

Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar?
A: "Sorry, I'm a little short"

Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer?
A: The grass tickles their balls!

Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease?
A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.

Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?
A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice

Q: Why can't midgets wear tampons?
A: Because they keep stepping on the string!

Q: What do you call a poor midget?
A: Short changed

Q: What is the definition of "pissed off"?
A: A midget with a yo-yo.

Q: What do you call a midget with. Three legs?
A: Tom (DICK) & harry

Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?
A: A small medium at large.
≣☰〓CRͣAͩCͩKA〓☰≣ Apr 9, 2018

Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs?
A: Horny.

Q: Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef?
A: The steaks are too high.

Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets?
A: A little get together.

Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?
A: A short circuit.

Q: What did the doctor say to the midget?
A: You just have to be a little patient.

Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?
A: Cocksucker!