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Mickey Dunn Mar 30, 2018

★DΞICIDΞ★ finds out that his bookkeeper, 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00

🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 is deaf and mute. That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 would hear nothing and not be able to repeat it, so he would not have to testify in court.

When ★DΞICIDΞ★ goes to confront 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, Darken🖤Rahl who knows sign language.

★DΞICIDΞ★ tells Darken🖤Rahl, "Ask him where the money is!"

Darken🖤Rahl, using sign language, asks 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁, Where's the money?

🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

Darken🖤Rahl tells ★DΞICIDΞ★, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

★DΞICIDΞ★ pulls out a pistol, puts it to 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁's head and says, "Ask him again!"

Darken🖤Rahl signs to 🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Mickey Dunn Mar 30, 2018

🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Tarantula Freak's house.

★DΞICIDΞ★ asks Darken🖤Rahl, "What did he say?"

Darken🖤Rahl replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
ｆｒｏｓｔ Mar 31, 2018

make me a sandwich.
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Mar 31, 2018

Old joke, new characters. 3/10.
Final Goodbye Mar 31, 2018

How do you know I have a shed??? Creepy.....
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 Mar 31, 2018

I knew I couldn’t trust that sneaky Darken....
BigAl! Mar 31, 2018

Damn lawyers.
Lord R. Rahl Mar 31, 2018

How can you not trust a lawyer with a 🖤 and that knows sign language😎
Mickey Dunn Mar 31, 2018

𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
Old joke, new characters. 3/10.

Yeah. I totally missed out on a great opportunity to make you the boy who kept coming home to his dad with F's in school.
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Mar 31, 2018

Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
Old joke, new characters. 3/10.

Yeah. I totally missed out on a great opportunity to make you the boy who kept coming home to his dad with F's in school.
A true shame.