If you were an ancient god, what would be the ritual to summon U
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What would they need to give you or what acts would they have to perform to win your favor? Also, what do you think they'd summon you for?
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Orgy
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Squirting. All hail the squirter 💦💦💦
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What’s a glasper?
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My last name lol
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Someone needs to sit on a big orange butt naked n put an orange in there mouth.
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Ese Santos wrote:
Lmao wtfSomeone needs to sit on a big orange butt naked n put an orange in there mouth.
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No matter what they'd do I'd still ignore their prayers.
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Ojibwe wrote:
Pretty sure that one's already taken lolNo matter what they'd do I'd still ignore their prayers.
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To summon me? Easy man, just go to the nearest McD’s and buy me food. Gets me every time.
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A sith alchemy ritual
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Moses G wrote:
U wanna try it than you'll find wtf hahaEse Santos wrote:
Lmao wtfSomeone needs to sit on a big orange butt naked n put an orange in there mouth.
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No specific offering, ritual or sacrifice would summon me. I would appear at completely random times based on nothing more than a whim. If I felt like it. Sometimes baring gifts or blessings of my own, sometimes tearing a path of destruction and fear. But only every few thousand years or so.
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★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Don’t lie, all you need is a good pair of tits to wake you from your slumber.No specific offering, ritual or sacrifice would summon me. I would appear at completely random times based on nothing more than a whim. If I felt like it. Sometimes baring gifts or blessings of my own, sometimes tearing a path of destruction and fear. But only every few thousand years or so.
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I wouldn’t waste a summoning on such a thing. However, I would possess people and have fun fucking woman from every culture throughout all of time.
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You’ll have to lock someone into a bathroom of my choice as a sacrifice.
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★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Pure genius.I wouldn’t waste a summoning on such a thing. However, I would possess people and have fun fucking woman from every culture throughout all of time.
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I would take great pleasure in corrupting celebrities, politicians and religious figures :). I would probably be more of a trickster type of god.
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𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
Just pop up n get a female pregnant★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Don’t lie, all you need is a good pair of tits to wake you from your slumber.No specific offering, ritual or sacrifice would summon me. I would appear at completely random times based on nothing more than a whim. If I felt like it. Sometimes baring gifts or blessings of my own, sometimes tearing a path of destruction and fear. But only every few thousand years or so.
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Manic screaming
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Ese Santos wrote:
Absolutely, then i would leave the poor bastard to deal with the kid and hop to the next sorry sack of flesh :)𝓃𝑒𝓍𝓍 wrote:
Just pop up n get a female pregnant★DΞICIDΞ★ wrote:
Don’t lie, all you need is a good pair of tits to wake you from your slumber.No specific offering, ritual or sacrifice would summon me. I would appear at completely random times based on nothing more than a whim. If I felt like it. Sometimes baring gifts or blessings of my own, sometimes tearing a path of destruction and fear. But only every few thousand years or so.
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Ever watched the Denzel Washington movie Fallen? I liked the idea of that demon switching bodies. What i would change is the chance of dying... if the host died i would just hop to another body anyways. No killing a god. At least not for some weak ass mortal.
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