A Story With P. Loco 🤪😏😉
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Today I wrote a story
This story has truth
Today I lived this story
This story has youth
For as the day this story was told
I lived the story on my own
While shopping for beverages
Fruits and frozen cones
A worker approached
Completely out of her zone
She smiled, giggled, and even offered a hug
To no clue in my head
Did I know who she was
She talked and flirted
As if I was an old fling
No name tag on her shirt
Or any help for me
“Who are you!”
I yelled in my head
Trying to recall every girl
I’ve laid in my bed
Back of my car
Or other various places
No girl or name
Have matching faces
The she got close
Chest touching mine
Whispering real softly
Voice as fine as wine
“How did you lose it?”
She asks as she bites her lip
“My mind or the memory of us doing it? Take your pick”
She laughed
slapping my chest as she points towards my feet
“Your toe silly! I love amputees!”
Unbenouced to me she was right
My toe was gone
It was hiding for its life
Folded away
Like a cold hedgehog -
My toe was just curled
To hold my flip flop
“There it is!”
I said with delight
As my toe uncurls
And shines in the light
Unamused and agitated
Embarrassed for dear life
The girl runs off
Disappearing from sight
But as I write this
Between you and me
Somewhere right now
A girl is pleasuring herself
To an amputee -
So basically I was at the supermarket today and a worker ran up flirty and touchy telling me how amputees make her super wet and horny and she thought I was one because I have to curl my toe so I don’t lose my chancla (it’s too big on me but when I buy some that fit me perfectly they break so easily and this one has lasted me years... like since 2011)
Anyways once she found out I wasn’t an amputee she got mad and embarrassed and ran off.... so yeah 🤣😁 I won’t lie though she was hot enough to make you wanna cut your toe off 😂😂😂 -
Oh man, that's a interesting trip to the store. If only you would have known to keep that toe curled under.
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pugshark wrote:
So true!Oh man, that's a interesting trip to the store. If only you would have known to keep that toe curled under.
Should’ve gone somewhere quiet right away then uncurled it 😜 -
Blue_Jay wrote:
I wasn’t thinking about that honestly. I was waiting for my gf to get out the bathroom so yeah. 😅pugshark wrote:
So true!Oh man, that's a interesting trip to the store. If only you would have known to keep that toe curled under.
Should’ve gone somewhere quiet right away then uncurled it 😜
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