I have a head & no body, but I do have a tail. What am I?
Forums › General Discussion › I have a head & no body, but I do have a tail. What am I?-
Riddle me this
-
Coin
-
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
AllOutWar wrote:
What’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cut off all your hair.
-
Preoximerias wrote:
A shampoo job would suffice.One job after another.AllOutWar wrote:
What’s the best way to get cum out of your hair?
Cut off all your hair.
-
Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Gasoline and a good sparkPreoximerias wrote:
A shampoo job would suffice.One job after another.AllOutWar wrote:
What’s the best way to get cum out of your hair?
Cut off all your hair.
-
EseGrizzly wrote:
Decapitation.Visɧɓuɱe wrote:
Gasoline and a good sparkPreoximerias wrote:
A shampoo job would suffice.One job after another.AllOutWar wrote:
What’s the best way to get cum out of your hair?
Cut off all your hair.
-
Cut your head off
-
YOU wrote:
CANCERWhat’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
Tadpole
-
BusesCanFly wrote:
Think you mean a red bucket in disguiseWhat's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.
What's blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket in disguise -
A coin
-
What has a bottom at the top?
-
YOU wrote:
Then use a hairdryer.One blow followed by another.Preoximerias wrote:
A shampoo job would suffice.One job after another.AllOutWar wrote:
What’s the best way to get cum out of your hair?
Cut off all your hair.
-
AllOutWar wrote:
Not funny. A great player named cancer recently passedYOU wrote:
CANCERWhat’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
པྱ༏ͭɳͪʑͤϵᴙ wrote:
While cancer’s death is a tragedy, it doesn’t change the fact that the joke is indeed funny. Laughter is a tool for us all to deal with how harsh life can be. Lightening up a bit would be a good thing.AllOutWar wrote:
Not funny. A great player named cancer recently passedYOU wrote:
CANCERWhat’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
Brown🎵Note wrote:
I’m all for a good laugh, but using cancer as the punchline just doesn’t do it.པྱ༏ͭɳͪʑͤϵᴙ wrote:
While cancer’s death is a tragedy, it doesn’t change the fact that the joke is indeed funny. Laughter is a tool for us all to deal with how harsh life can be. Lightening up a bit would be a good thing.AllOutWar wrote:
Not funny. A great player named cancer recently passedYOU wrote:
CANCERWhat’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
Darken🖤Rahl wrote:
I think it’s a matter of when cancer hurt, and exactly how much it hurt. If it hurt a lot, or very little, it’s funny at some point. If it’s in the middle, it might not be funny ever. https://www.psychologicalscience.org/observer/awfully-funnyBrown🎵Note wrote:
I’m all for a good laugh, but using cancer as the punchline just doesn’t do it.པྱ༏ͭɳͪʑͤϵᴙ wrote:
While cancer’s death is a tragedy, it doesn’t change the fact that the joke is indeed funny. Laughter is a tool for us all to deal with how harsh life can be. Lightening up a bit would be a good thing.AllOutWar wrote:
Not funny. A great player named cancer recently passedYOU wrote:
CANCERWhat’s the best way to get gum out of your hair?
-
So say for real, a chemo patient looks up at you from the hospital bed and says “Just think how much we are saving on shampoo and conditioner.”
You wouldn’t smile?
Why isn’t that taboo?
Wife cancer patient looking in mirror, to husband: “Maybe The Cranberries are looking for a new lead singer. I heard there’s an opening.”
Very therapeutic, in my opinion.
-
I see Turf Wars isn’t immune from the “I’m offended” illness sweeping the nation or the “Can’t say that” police. It’s just jokes fellas. If you don’t think it’s funny, don’t laugh.
-
Snake.
-
AllOutWar wrote:
I see Turf Wars isn’t immune from the “I’m offended” illness sweeping the nation or the “Can’t say that” police. It’s just jokes fellas. If you don’t think it’s funny, don’t laugh.
You said "illness sweeping"! I'm offened. My great grandad was a janitor and died of an illness while sweeping.
So, I'm calling you out on your stupid insenitive Trumpmouth comment. 😒
-
I ain't got no body, ♩🎶
That I can depend on.🎸
(No tango nadia) -
Got three heads
One neck attached to my shoulders
One head just swallowed up the other
And I move in an S like motion
What am I?...... -
Saffron(YT) wrote:
Easy. A banjo.Got three heads
One neck attached to my shoulders
One head just swallowed up the other
And I move in an S like motion
What am I?...... -
Wow my mom died from stage 4 cancer
-
4 tumors in her brain
![[][]](https://turfwarsapp.com/img/app/ajax-forbutton.gif)
Purchase Respect Points NEW! · Support · Turf Map · Terms · Privacy
©2021 MeanFreePath LLC