A boy comes home from school one day and tells his father

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Mickey Dunn Feb 8, 2018

Boy: I got an F in math.
Dad: Why?
Boy: The teacher asked, "What is 2 X 3?"
I said, "6"
Dad: But that's right!
Boy: Then the teacher asked, "What is 3 X 2?"
Dad: What's the fucking difference?!
Boy: That's exactly what I said!

The next day -

Boy: Dad, today I got an F in gym.
Dad: Why?
Boy: The teacher told us to lift our left leg. We did. Then he told us to lift our right leg.
Dad: What were you supposed to stand on?! Your dick???
Boy: That's exactly what I said!

The next day -

Boy: Dad, today I got suspended.
Dad: Now what?!
Boy: The principal called me into his office today. There was the math teacher, the gym teacher, and the music teacher.
Dad: And what the fuck was the music teacher doing there?!
Boy: That's exactly what I said!
Corrupt One Feb 8, 2018

Nice one 👌🏿
pugshark Feb 8, 2018

👍👍 ha
LaTortuga Feb 8, 2018

👍🤔🤔🤔😜
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 Feb 8, 2018

🤣🤣🤣
𝑁𝑒𝑥𝑥 Feb 8, 2018

Chip off the old block, ain’t he?
hotrodtech Feb 9, 2018

😳😳🤣🙃👍
General Chase Feb 12, 2018

This was funnier than I thought it’d be.
MarineMan Feb 13, 2018

This is going to take me a minute 🤔
Caramelised Feb 13, 2018

😂 I luv diz daddy
iamcanadian 🔨🔥💀 Feb 13, 2018

I read the whole thing and it was pretty funny. Thank you for taking time off from punching codes to make our day a little bit brighter!
Kidd Vicious Feb 19, 2018

A conversation between Dan and Mike:

Mike: hey Dan, want to hang out this weekend?
Dan: yeah man. Sounds fun.
Mike: you know we're gonna be drinking right?
Dan: I love drinking.
Mike: there's gonna be some fighting going on.
Dan: it's ok, I can fight.
Mike: there's gonna be lots of f@cking going on.
Dan: sounds great! Want me to bring anything?
Mike: it doesn't matter. It's just going to be you and me.
Mickey Dunn Feb 19, 2018

Kidd Vicious wrote:
A conversation between Dan and Mike:

Mike: hey Dan, want to come to a party this weekend?
Dan: yeah man. Sounds fun.
Mike: you know we're gonna be drinking right?
Dan: I love drinking.
Mike: there's gonna be some fighting going on.
Dan: it's ok, I can fight.
Mike: there's gonna be lots of f@cking going on.
Dan: sounds great! Want me to bring anything?
Mike: it doesn't matter. It's just going to be you and me.

Fixed it for ya. 😉
XxMIKExFAILZxX Mar 2, 2018

Don't remember having that conversation with dan...
Mickey Dunn Mar 2, 2018

XxMIKExFAILZxX wrote:
Don't remember having that conversation with dan...

I suspect there's a great deal about that night you either don't remember or don't want to remember 😉😂
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Mar 2, 2018

Mickey Dunn 💔 wrote:
XxMIKExFAILZxX wrote:
Don't remember having that conversation with dan...

I suspect there's a great deal about that night you either don't remember or don't want to remember 😉😂
😂😂
sirkenbo Mar 20, 2018

Now that's FUCKING hilarious as hell
sirkenbo Mar 20, 2018

That is fucked up
sirkenbo Mar 20, 2018

Yes I am going to have a much better day after reading both versions of the joke.