Devil’s Advocate’s Comedy show.
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Ok so here we can say jokes and stuff. I don’t care if it sucks or not,
But if it sucks, get the f**k out. -
Go mob the f*ck up.
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Keep this cringey humor going.
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Statistically, 9/10 people enjoy a gang rape
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A man, his son and a dog walk into a bar.
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Woof!" -
My turn.
What do you call an alligator that investigates? -
Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
I never heard of this one, but i understood it, Investi-Gator!My turn.
What do you call an alligator that investigates? -
Śáñtø K. Rídër wrote:
Alright alright alright!Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
I never heard of this one, but i understood it, Investi-Gator!My turn.
What do you call an alligator that investigates?
YOU GOT IT!
Ok ok I got a new one.
Why do people always invite a mushroom to a party? -
Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
Because mushroom is a “fun-guy” that gets you high?Śáñtø K. Rídër wrote:
Alright alright alright!Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
I never heard of this one, but i understood it, Investi-Gator!My turn.
What do you call an alligator that investigates?
YOU GOT IT!
Ok ok I got a new one.
Why do people always invite a mushroom to a party? -
Brown🎵Note wrote:
You got it.Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
Because mushroom is a “fun-guy” that gets you high?Śáñtø K. Rídër wrote:
Alright alright alright!Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
I never heard of this one, but i understood it, Investi-Gator!My turn.
What do you call an alligator that investigates?
YOU GOT IT!
Ok ok I got a new one.
Why do people always invite a mushroom to a party?Next.
Why don’t people invite Dracula to a party?
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Because he sucks
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Yo this is too good😂😂💀
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T/\T2 wrote:
Ya got it!Because he sucks
Next
What do you call a fake noodle? -
Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
Your mom likes fake noodles.T/\T2 wrote:
Ya got it!Because he sucks
Next
What do you call a fake noodle? -
Brown🎵Note wrote:
Solid burnDevil’sAdvocate wrote:
Your mom likes fake noodles.T/\T2 wrote:
Ya got it!Because he sucks
Next
What do you call a fake noodle? -
Woman’s rights
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MarineMan wrote:
I sent u to the ER. Cue laughtrackWoman’s rights
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What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it...
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper...
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welz wrote:
Sorry I’ve got bad news.How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper...
We’re running low on money on this show so it’s closed now. -
Man walks into the library and asks the librarian if the new book about small penises has arrived.
She replies, ‘I don’t think it’s in yet.’
He says, ‘Yeah! That’s the one!’ -
Here’s a cleaner one for ya lol
What does a pirate say when he turns 80?
‘Aye Matey’ -
An American is on a golfing trip to Kerry, Ireland.
He hires a golf buggy and caddy who he notices has an excellent shot.
He asks the Kerryman to a round of golf tomorrow with the winner collecting a €100 bet.
The Kerryman agrees, telling the American he’ll meet him at the tee at 10am, although he may be a half hour late.
The next morning the American arrives to find the Kerryman waiting for him and he tees off first with his right hand.
The Kerryman wins so the American challenges him to €200 and another round tomorrow. The Kerryman agrees to meet him at 10am with the same half hour possibility notice of delay.
The next morning when the American arrives the Kerryman is waiting for him at the tee but this time uses his left hand.
He beats the American and wins the €200 bet.
The American queries “I’ve been golfing all over the world but never met someone who is equally as good at golf with both hands. How do you do it? -
The Kerryman replies “simple; when I wake up in the morning, whatever side the wife is lying on is the hand I’ll use to play golf”.
The American questions “what if she’s lying on her back?”
To which the Kerryman says “then I’ll be a half hour late!”
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