🍻🍸 Travdog’s Bar room 🍺 🍹🥂
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Hmmm?
Guy walks into a bar...
Sees all male clientele...
Walks back out.
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🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote:
You gotta be kiddin’ I’m a fricking mobster I need a f**king ID!!!!!!!!???????Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
I need to see your IDScrew it!!!!!!!
GET ME THE BIG BOY, THE BEST YOU GOT.fine here it is.
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Get me some Scotch. The old stuff, top shelf.
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Bourbon's my go to.
I'll drink any beer if it's free!
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i would like a glass of Pasión Azteca, from the Platinum Liquor Bottle by Tequila Ley. neat.
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I'll have a martini.
Shaken, not stirred.Seriously though. Nobody's drunk enough to assume an insult where none was intended? Where are the bar fights?
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Hang overs suck balls
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Give me a lime, a splash of salt and your finest tequila.
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I am drinking Abraxas double imperial stout. It is delicious.
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Then, give me some Lagavulin.
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Lagavulin wins. That, and some Sticky Hands IPA.
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jimmy💔big-balls wrote:
I prefer good old kentucky moonshine, probably because I’m a country boyLagavulin wins. That, and some Sticky Hands IPA.
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Always a good place for a bar room brawl, roasting, chatting and drinking while playing
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Tanduay with nestea in a pitcher please. Thanks.
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🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote: I prefer good old kentucky moonshine, probably because I’m a country boy
I can definitely live with some good bourbon or rye, too. Not sure about moonshine. -
Pint of crystal please 🤷🏼♂️
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I need a drink
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🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote:
Help yourself. Your the bartender.I need a drink
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I miss MīM... She had an ass on her, you could bounce a quarter off of. Speaking of quarters, she could make a roll of quarters dissappear when she worked the strip club. Good Times.
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ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳkɛʏ wrote:
I miss a lot of our old friendsI miss MīM... She had an ass on her, you could bounce a quarter off of. Speaking of quarters, she could make a roll of quarters dissappear when she worked the strip club. Good Times.
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🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote:
🍃🍃👀🍃🍃ՏωɑɱṗƊṏɳkɛʏ wrote:
I miss a lot of our old friendsI miss MīM... She had an ass on her, you could bounce a quarter off of. Speaking of quarters, she could make a roll of quarters dissappear when she worked the strip club. Good Times.
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🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote:
My Grandmom slams those like it’s nothing.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
Closest thing to milk here would be a White Russian📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 wrote:
Shed the straight jacket again?Could I please have a glass of milk?
Who let him in? No beer for the horse. Keep an eye on him til the lads in white coats arrive. -
Turkish Army wrote:
The bars been a bit slow lately🐕Travdog70🐕 wrote:
My Grandmom slams those like it’s nothing.ᎠᎬᎪᎠᏞY ᎠᎷᏞ wrote:
Closest thing to milk here would be a White Russian📽ʗяㅌョƿⓢӈṏ₩🤓 wrote:
Shed the straight jacket again?Could I please have a glass of milk?
Who let him in? No beer for the horse. Keep an eye on him til the lads in white coats arrive. -
Sailor Jerry in honor of MBC who’d I’d forgotten about
Cheers!
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I'll take a Ballantine thanks
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What time does this bar close cuz damn
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Devil’sAdvocate wrote:
Does it matter? Now shut fxck up, and drink. This stuffs too good🍻What time does this bar close cuz damn
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A horse walks up the bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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We have a copy cat in the turf world, stay away from night clubs, Travdogs bar is where all the cool kids hang out
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I used to work at a bar. One time this lady asked me to make something called a “Cowboy Killer” for her mother in law and a fake nonalcoholic copy for her. Being a subpar bartender, I had to google that one. I don’t remember what all went into it, but it had to be like 5 or 6 shots worth of alcohol. I felt bad for the guy that had to clean all the vomit...
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