The Trial of King Keller

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༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Dec 15, 2017

With accusations that the king is in fact the king of cabbages and smells of such, the Turf Wars City Sherriff has arrested Keller on these charges.
He will face trial before the presiding judge; the Honourable Vishbume.
Prosecuting will be represented by DC ONE and may call any witnesses, including one Wizard of Oz who claims to have a spell book stolen.

Defending will be the loyal subject Pugshark, who is regularly heard chanting “all hail the king”.

The judges verdict in this great city will be final.
A guilty verdict will result in the king not posting in the GD for whatever lengthly sentence the judge feels neccessary, and a

Not Guilty verdict will allow the king continue roaming the streets of TWC proclaiming his regency.

No doubt the public gallery will be full of supporters from both sides, on one side “long live the king”, and the other “fuck off keller!”

The court will now hear opening arguements from both sides.
All rise...
Lord R. Rahl Dec 15, 2017

There is no King Keller. Him squatting on my land does not make him a king.
༺ ᗪᗰᒪ ༻ Dec 15, 2017

Darken🖤Rahl wrote:
There is no King Keller. Him squatting on my land does not make him a king.

Illegal tenancy. Add that to the charges judge.
pugshark Dec 15, 2017

The king is a mighty (and large) man, who thinks of nothing but the well being of his loyal subjects. For example, he has promised everyone in the village outstanding gifts this holiday. The likes of, three rotting fish and four frog eyeballs.
pugshark Dec 15, 2017

On a side note, does anyone have any idea how I can fairly divide up 3 rotting fish and 4 frog eyeballs amongst 2861 people? The king is generous, but absolute.
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 15, 2017

Dear puggy, The King wishes to take the stand during this unjustly trial. How dare a "sherriff", not in good standing with The Royal Army, charge The King. And puggy, if you are able to have these erroneous charges dropped, The King will triple those fish and frog eyes. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Wizard of Oz Dec 16, 2017

My spellbook has been stolen by some unknown culprit. King Kellar however claimed to have found it, promised to have it returned, but it never arrived at my tower.

Because of this, I want to have 'accesory to grand theft ' added to the charges.

It will be up to the judge to determine whether this charge can be used by the prosecutor as charge or by the defense in Gellar 's favour.

Still waiting for the spoon trick.
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 16, 2017

Ur spell book was mistaken for a cookbook. Have it back. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
Wizard of Oz Dec 16, 2017

King Keller wrote:
Ur spell book was mistaken for a cookbook. Have it back. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!

Now that might explain your alleged size....