the king Keller revolt👊👊

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DC ONE Dec 11, 2017

king Keller I am here by calling a revolt against you and your establishment because of many reasons some i will list below
1: though feet doth smell like cabbage
2: though pants doth smell like feet which really means we are back to cabbage ( if you haven't noticed I hate cabbage )
3: though king-eth doth smell like cabbage lol. long live the dc one💪💪💪💪
DC ONE Dec 11, 2017

4: though penis doth look like a mini party sausage wrapped in wait for it....... cabbage 😂😂😂😂😂
yomama1064 Dec 11, 2017

*thou
DC ONE Dec 11, 2017

yomama1064 wrote:
*thou

i didn't say I was Shakespeare lol
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 11, 2017

First. Your spelling is atrocious. Second. Your language is foul. Thirdly. The King is oozing awesomeness. That's what you smell. Probably not use to that smell as it only perferates from The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

P.S.- The King hopes to God his spelling is correct.
ℒꙩຣཇя Dec 11, 2017

Perforate*
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 11, 2017

🔥།༠༦ཟཞ🔥 wrote:
Perforate*

The King thanks you for the correction
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 Dec 11, 2017

Proliferates* 🙄🙄
pugshark Dec 11, 2017

All hail the cabbage king!
ℒꙩຣཇя Dec 11, 2017

🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 wrote:
Proliferates* 🙄🙄

I fixed his spelling, you fixed the word... 2 strikes against the king lmao
Latn King Dec 12, 2017

DC ONE wrote:
yomama1064 wrote:
*thou

i didn't say I was Shakespeare lol
After reading your post, you didnt have to 😂
Wizard of Oz Dec 12, 2017

King Keller wrote:
P.S.- The King hopes to God his spelling is correct.

There is a spell called 'autocorrect '. You should try it, though I must admit the version in my spellbook (called Android for some mysterious reason) tends to mallfunction on occasion.
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 Dec 12, 2017

🔥།༠༦ཟཞ🔥 wrote:
🇺🇸FlightMedic🚁 wrote:
Proliferates* 🙄🙄

I fixed his spelling, you fixed the word... 2 strikes against the king lmao

One more strike, Sir and the king gets dethroned.
Old Azz Santos Dec 12, 2017

Virgins🙄
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 13, 2017

Pfft. The King will never, and The King means NEVER, leave his throne. The Community relies on The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!
Wizard of Oz Dec 13, 2017

King Keller wrote:
Pfft. The King will never, and The King means NEVER, leave his throne. The Community relies on The King. ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!

Never leave the throne ? Pfieuw, that must become smelly after a while......
pugshark Dec 13, 2017

The Kings minions handle all cleaning and feeding duties as The King eternally sits upon his throne. I believe there is some open positions available for those deemed worthy. We add an additional minion per 100 pounds of king. Due to the generous fall harvest and The Kings insatiable appetite, there are currently 13 minions with an additional two open spots to fill. Please submit your comments and resumes below to show your interest and loyalty to The King.
Wizard of Oz Dec 13, 2017

Really, TMI. Way too much....
Ƙing Ƙeller Dec 14, 2017

pugshark wrote:
The Kings minions handle all cleaning and feeding duties as The King eternally sits upon his throne. I believe there is some open positions available for those deemed worthy. We add an additional minion per 100 pounds of king. Due to the generous fall harvest and The Kings insatiable appetite, there are currently 13 minions with an additional two open spots to fill. Please submit your comments and resumes below to show your interest and loyalty to The King.

Puggy is The Kings right and left hand man!!!ALL HAIL THE KING!!!!!
SOSA™ Dec 15, 2017

pugshark wrote:
All hail the cabbage king!