ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ according to UD
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A very ugly, usually fat girl who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault males who are too drunk to defend themselves.
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and club scene . Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten bee's nest.
Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.
of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.
A very fat, obese women searching from bar to bar for anyone drunk enough to touch here. She is characterized by a very overgrown, winter busch, 4 bottles of perfume to cover up the cooter-stank, gunts and cankles are also very common in this beast.
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A really sloppy, annoying, and usually slightly overweight sorority girl. She's most likely the black sheep of the group. This girl will be the most drunk, the most forward, and the most not attractive.
A swamp-donkey is a girl that gets guys that for some reason cant say no to any pussy no matter how smelly,repulsive,and blubber infested,it is. the swamp-donkey is also known to try to inpregnate her self in order to keep the dumb ass that was stupid enough to fuck that low life,gag-amaggot,cockhound, gutter-rat bitch!
Any female predator lingering about bars and nightclubs (or house parties, uninvited) where they prey upon innocent, unwilling, and unfortunate young men who are too inebriated to save themselves from the impending rape at the clutches of a terrible fate. They are large, nasty, dirty, smelly and have no decent features at all. They have no self-respect or dignity, and do not have the decency to lay down and die.
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Roughly three out of four carry at least one STD, but two of those do not show symptoms. At least one of every eight is actually a man with a tiny penis.
In no cases can a swamp donkey ever look good, even with the worst case of beer goggles.
Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
A fat lady that hangs around by herself in clubs and bars looking for a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly socially inept!
Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Groupies, Sluts, Group of skanks that swarm the bars
In Canada a Swamp Donkey is a Moose.
Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
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3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
A female with no attractive features whatsoever.
(Not even personality, charm, nice shirt, etc..)An ugly or disgusting girl
A MAN OR WOMAN THAT LIKES TO FUCK NO STRINGS ATTACHED ANY TIME ANY PLACE COMPLETELY SKANKY AND GETS AROUND WHORISH SOCIAL BUTTERFLY LOOKING 4 NEXT VICTIM
Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell
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1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.2. Antithesis of everything good.
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Stupid ugly broad you find lurking around bars near closing time, looking for drunk guys who didn't pick up any of the good looking fish and then are so wasted, that they end up being "picked up" by the disease infested mongrel also known as "Swamp Donkey".
A female meth addict.One who offers sex in exchange for oatmeal or cereal.
A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.
noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
an ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to hit on drunk guys hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.
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a swamp donkey is a really disgusting girl. usually very slutty,dirty and poor.
a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.
disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am
Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
A girl that has just gotten a train run on her.
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkeyA girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.
They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole
hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
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That’s quite a repertoire.
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That's a shit load of texting or copy n paste?
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Sounds to me like you have a crush on a certain Swamp Donkey😳
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so what ya trying to say then?
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it’s like as a kid when we were all stoned n some dude waffles for 3 hrs
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I actually know the origins of his name but I’ll let him tell it
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i never knew it was really term, got a wild hair to google it and was quite surprised! which one is the real definition behind his name though.... i bet theres a good story there 🤔
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Lmao....time on your hands Deicide...
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😒 yeah i know. i could have already coded TW-OG myself.
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